Classic Quotes from JLA: Earth 2
As collected by Michael Weyer
JLA: Earth 2 - 2000
"Earth 2"
Lex Luthor: "How very charming. I've just reversed across the matter/antimatter membrane in a homemade ship and this is my reception? My dear country cousin, you are human....I am Luthor. Now....where can I find the super-people around here?"
Flash: "I just checked everybody for I.D. Starters: A dollar bill with the face of Benedict Arnold where George Washington should be. Anybody else hearing that little 'X-Files' whistle on this one?"
Lex Luthor: "I'd like you to cancel all of the appointments in my diary. But tell the President I love him very much."
Lex Luthor: "I feel a brain wave or two coming in, and I intend to surf."
Martian Manhunter: "Can you see the unusal modifications
at every eight angstrom in his DNA? He also has several
sophisticated telepathic locks protecting his thoughts
and----"
Lex Luthor: "I'm not a lab rat. The Justice League. God
below."
Ultraman: "They insult me within earshot, they know what to expect. Big Brother is watching you."
Lex Luthor: "On my world, there's me! Heroism is a dirty word. I risked everything to reach this universe. Don't send me back to that hell with just platitudes! Have you no idea what it is to be alone against a world of shadows?"
Green Lantern: "I mean, every superhero's got to make at least one trip to the antimatter universe, right?"
Superman: "Alone against a world of evil, Batman. I've made my decision."
Ultraman: "Hoist the Jolly Roger high....and prepare to board."
Owlman: "What was that pirate drivel?"
Power Ring: "I'm trying to take a leak here and you sound like a drain."
Wonder Woman: "Evil isn't the reflection of good, Batman. Good is the reflection of good."
Ultraman: "'Justice?' This is a coup!"
Batman: "....People should be more careful with guns."
Owlman: "And call me 'smartass' again, I'll cut your speed powder with horse laxative. You'll be the fastest skid mark alive."
Ultraman: "There is justice after all. A whole new world stretched out and screaming. Start with terror. Always soften them up with fear. Look at that! Look at it all burning down!"
Martian Manhunter: "We are from different species."
Superwoman: "I'll try anything once. Ask anyone."
Martian Manhunter: "I am a Martian telepath: My people were
shapechangers and we learned to see what lies beneath outer
appearance. I do not find what I see in you....attractive."
Flash: "I only need key words, Doctor Luthor. I'm thinking at 70 thousand miles per hour."
Wonder Woman: "We failed them. We failed Luthor."
Batman: "Only because our methods can't succeed in this
world. It's a law of nature; everything we do is ordained to fail.
Even good deeds go bad here, Diana."
Wonder Woman: "I keep thinking about Luthor. Alone,
doomed to fail. I don't know if I could have the strength and
conviction to lose so relentlessly. Do I try too hard
sometimes?"
Batman: "No one tries too hard to make the world better,
Diana. You can never shout too loudly in the name of freedom.
That's what I hear, anyway."
Superman: "A note of idealism, Batman? From you?"
Batman: "Your super-hearing must be failing. Just saying
I've noticed something about people who try to change the
world....The world turns around and changes them right back."
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