Classic Quotes from JLA Specials: II

Sara: "Isn't there a law that says you have at least one psychotic episode and a colorful gimmick before you can operate in Gotham?"

Irons: "I doubt you care to risk taking on the entire Justice League any more than I do."
Luthor: "Why Mr. Irons, I'm surprised at your lack of resolve. After all, it's been done before....."

Aquaman: " -Nnh- Systems glitch."
Batman: "I helped design Oracle's systems. They don't glitch. Ever."

Plastic Man: "We kind, uh, just lost our dedicated downlink to Oracle's mainframe."
Batman: "I'm aware of that, Plastic Man."
Plastic Man: "Yeah, you would be....."

Batman: "We're going to get to the bottom of this."
Plastic Man: "I didn't know Oracle had a bottom....I mean, being just a head and all...."

Batman: "(Oracle's) obsessive about privacy."
Huntress: "Talk about calling the kettle black....."

Huntress: "And what exactly do you plan to use against her?"
Batman: "Reason."

Plastic Man: "Lucy for us that thing doesn't have eyes in the back of its....um....whatever it uses for a head."

Batman: "Hh. Luck is a crutch."

Oracle: "You want her dress size too?"
Batman: "I'll let you know."

Green Lantern: "Is it just me, or does that thing remind anyone else of 'Aliens'?"
Flash: "Kyle, kitchen appliances remind you of 'Aliens.'"
Plastic Man: "I can understand that----you should see the inside of my refrigerator!"

Steel: "I'm an engineer, not a....whatever you call an expert on something like this."

Plastic man: "Just like in the remake of The Thing!"
Green Lantern: "I'm telling you, we're fritos, man!"

Green Lantern: "Hey, man----you're dripping on the floor!"
Aquaman: "It's good for the rug."

Irons: "I hate to be the one to tell you this, Mr. Luthor, but you really are quite mad."

Sara: "I don't play well with others."

Sara: "The Witchblade's mean as a junkyard dog, crazy as an outhouse rat, maybe not as evil as Hitler, but just as hungry to take over."

Batman: "You know all about dark edges, don't you, Pezzini? I've checked your record. That's your side of the street."
Martian Manhunter: "Batman. Ms. Pezzini is hardly the only one here of whom that is true."

Flash: "Batman, tell me you have a plan. Lie if you have to."

Wonder Woman: "I possess the most powerful weapon in the universe."
Green Lantern: "Hey! That's my claim to fame."

Oracle: "It's not like I have 'the most powerful weapon in the universe' on my hand. I hear Green Lantern is still cheesed about that, by the way."
Sara: "That so? Is it just me or does he really need to get over himself?"

Oracle: "Plus, they're called the Dominators for a reason, J'onn."

Martian Manhunter: "You attacked me though I saved you. Among most civilized people, that is thought ungrateful."

Superman: "And they've killed one of the best of us."
Martian Manhunter: "That.....would be true....if my brains were....in my head!"

Martian Manhunter: "Would you be so.....kind as to....give me back my head?"

Wonder Woman: "Cynicism does not become you, Arthur."

Plastic Man: "I've got a bogey on my tail and I don't mean Humphrey!"

Plastic Man: "You there! Stop or he'll shoot! Actually, he's going to shoot anyway....!"

Flash: "Okay, I know I don't always pay strict attention during briefings, but since when do Predators attack in groups?"
Green Lantern: "Maybe they didn't pay strict attention during their briefings."

Aquaman: "He was enough like the real Plastic Man to make it worthwhile."

Dominator: "You ssend us home knowing we have the knowledge to make more of thesse Predatorss. Maybe better. Maybe next time, you will not ssurvive. Why do you do thiss?"
Superman: "It's what we do----preserve life. We would have saved the Meta-Predators, if we could. All life has worth."
Dominator: "We....I....do not undersstand...."
Superman: "Maybe someday you will. If you someday understand, then you may change your people. It is on this hope that the future is built."

Wonder Woman: "The darker ones are never easy to catch up with."
Batman: "I heard that, Diana."

Superman: "A lost city? Haven't we found them all by now?"
Aquaman: "This is *the* lost city. It should have stayed that way forever."

Martian Manhunter: "Does this place have a name?"
Aquaman: "If it did, it died with it."

Superman: "Our sense of history is puny."

Superman: "This might be a good time to note the JLA is about truth, among other things."

Green Lantern: "Did it get hot in here or is it just this green bubble around my head?"

Flash: "Don't want to want to lose our swimming encyclopedia of ancient, ancient, ancient history, do we?"

Green Lantern: "Cagey little tykes."
Wonder Woman: "Not exactly abnormal behavior for shades and ghosts."
Martian Manhunter: "But no less suspect."

Flash: "Congratulations. Your geography isn't bad.....for an alien."

Batman: "Odd. It would seem I'm still breathing."

Superman: "I think we ought to let sleeping gods lie, don't you, Arthur?"
Batman: "Spoken like a true Atlantean, Superman."
Aquaman: "Yes. A very wise Atlantean."

Narrator: "It is the Year of our Lord 2001. Some towers still defend the realm. Some knights still shield the world from evil."

Superman: "Pax defensor."
Wonder Woman: "'Defend peace.' He stole that from the Amazons."

Emrick: "I got a beeper. A set of car keys. A bottle opener, which is a pointless thing to steal, now that they got those screw-off caps. I mean, nobody'll even miss it!"
Elmen: "I like it. It's pointy on one end."
Emrick: "Elmen, your head is pointy on one end."

Zoe: "You look as grim as Atlas, carrying all the world on your shoulders!"
Wonder Woman: "Sometimes I feel like Atlas, lovely one."

Althea: "Prophecies don't fall like autumn leaves."
Zoe: "Meaning don't ask us to join the JLA right now."

Green Lantern: "'Lighter note?' Was that supposed to be a joke?"

Batman: "I'll look into your other little problem."
Flash: "Huh? What problem?"
Batman: "The Martian Manhunter's telepathic link."
Flash: "But.....he hasn't set it up yet."
Batman: "That's right."

Narrator: "(Wonder Woman) is a fury. Athena's winged spear. In this instant, she could tear down the world."

Zoe: "You should have seen his face, Diana!"
Wonder Woman: "I can imagine."

Flash: "Now all I've got to do is cuff you, radio the authorities in Manaus and figure out how to get rid of a million mutant lily pads."
Poison Ivy: "....Hyacinths...."
Flash: "Whatever."

Batman: "This vial contains tetrachlorodibenzop-dioxin.....Also known as Agent Orange. I have no idea what it would do to a wood nymph. Want to find out?"

Wonder Woman: "Hera! I've fallen into the same trap that (Batman's) opponents always make---- I've underestimated him."

Batman: "Why, because some Greek psychic, high on inhalants told you we might all die?"

Batman: "You want my advice, get out of the betrayl business, Wonder Woman. You're a rotten liar."

Batman: "Now you propose we let the dinosaur flatten Geneva because a prophecy told you to look the other way? Sorry, Diana, but that sounds like coward's talk to me."
Wonder Woman: "This....is no dinasour, Batman. It's a dragon. An ancient power. The bane of the world. And, as Hera is my wittness, how dare you call me a coward."

Wonder Woman: "For what it's worth, I'm sorry to have to do this. But there is no other way."
Batman: "There's always a way."

Batman: "I'm not letting you face that creature alone."
Wonder Woman: "You have no choice."

Wonder Woman: "So this is how it ends. In deceit and ruin....and death."

Elmen: "Believe a dragon at your peril, children. Obviously, that's a lesson we must all re-learn."

Narrator: "The heart of the Gibson Desert in Western Australia. At the rim of a salt flat called, apporpriately, 'Lake Disappointment.'"

Wonder Woman: "It was a terrible thing to do to you, Kal. I am sorry. But the world can't afford to lose you."

Drakul: "Don't they teach you dragonslayers not to reveal your names these days?"

Althena: "You can hurt her but you can't destroy her until you have her heart!"
Wonder Woman: "I see. That's good to know."

Wonder Woman: "Master gnome, you shall be our guide."
Zoe: "Swell. Let me get upwind."

Elmen: "Is this what you dreamed of becoming during those long nights thieving in Altdorf? A monster who bullies helpless little nymphs?"
Zoe: "Who's he calling helpless?"

Wonder Woman: "I believe in truth and compassion, Drakul Karfang."

Superman: "No! I do not accept this 'fate' of yours! I won't! LIVE!"

Batman: "But after betraying Superman the way you did, it would take an awful lot of courage to go after him."
Wonder Woman: "I know what I have to, Batman. And I'll thank you not to question my courage again."

Wonder Woman: "The League is my family, Superman. I'll do what I must to protect it. That is the only promise I can give. Take it or leave it."