Society for the
Preservation of the
Pink Plastic
Lawn Flamingo
(Pseudamingoflay plasticus)

PRIMARY RESIDENCE

The Lesser Lawn flamingo makes its primary residence only in lawns of distinction, or trailer parks if a lawn of distinction is not readily available. One such lawn is located in Travelers Rest, South Carolina. An average lawn attracts one pair, this "TR" lawn is truely a rare gem with nine pairs of P. plasticus in residence.
Recent scientific expeditions have also established this lawn as the site of the mythic flamingo burial ground. Researchers were unable to observe the sacred death ritual however evidence supporting the existence of the burial ground is irrefutable.
When queried as to why her lawn was able to attract so many of these rare and wondrous creatures, Cynthia replied, "Attention to landscaping and plant selection is important. However, the real secret is the pig."



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