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OFFENDER NAME:                  Ian Lowe
OFFENDER STATUS:                Brain Dead
OFFENDER SKILLSET:              Falls off Bikes
                                Falls off Bridges
                                Can't find Brakes
                                Leaps of Faith
                                Good at avoiding proper tax paying work

TOOLS:                          He is one
                                Expensive Rucksack
                                Twin hooker sleep together 
                                Stove (expensive)
                                        
ALSO KNOWN AS:                  Lowy
                                Big And Farty (B.A.F)

KNOWN TRAVELING COMPANIONS:     Merton (aka - Light Sack)
                                Emma (aka - Small And Farty(S.A.F))

NOTES

Do not approach this man without a face mask, to not attempt to communicate
with him and never try to get him into a discussion about bikes.  Report
all sightings to the authorities.

Probably does not have insurance of all the equipment that he is carrying. 
I have sent note on ahead of him listing to all sneak theives his posessions
and a rough idea of the area that he will be in.

Probably has not bought a BT anywhere in the World phone card (like he
should have done) linked to his parents bill.

Has a couple of good mates in London who wish him an exceptionally great
time anywhere he decides to go.

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"Thanks Kingy, you're a good mate and I hope to see you and every one else soon-ish!" - Ian

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