10. Here, honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her tits are just too big.
8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
7. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
6. Honey, since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me?
5. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.
4. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes?
3. Aw, forget Monday Night Football. Let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
and the number 1 thing a man will never say:
1. We never talk anymore.
The top 10 things you'll never hear a woman say:
10. What do you mean "today's our anniversary"?
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
8. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
5 . Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4. Aww, don't stop for directions. I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.
2. I don't care if it is on sale, $300 is too much for a designer dress.
and the number 1 thing you'll never hear a woman say:
1. Hey, pull my finger!
thank you for sharing a few laughs with me
he who laughs last, laughs longest . . .
