Jokes.....Jokes

A KOREAN JOKE

see also 'a British Joke' below

?#060;FONT SIZE=+1>The legendary Kimbap-Hotbar Joke:
Kimbap(see glossary) and Hotbar,?they were rivals at the street vendors. One day Hotbar was bragging about how he could beat kimbap in a race, so kimbap?said,
'Fine lets have a race.'
So they lined up and kimbap was really?kicking hotbar's ass, (bit of americanism there) so hotbar started poking kimbap with his stick.?Soon kimbap started unravelling, spilling all over the place and basically slowing down, however with a bit of quick thinking?he whipped out his spinach and tied himself together and managed to keep going long enough to win the race.

Hotbar, obviously, was devastated.?To make things worse another kimbap started taunting hotbar saying he could kick his ass as well. hotbar took up the challenge and off they went.?Same as before however, kimbap started winning and hotbar got pissed and started poking him with his stick.?Kimbap started unravelling but this time fell apart and hotbar went on to win the race.
Why ?

Because?kimbap was a Choongmoo kimbap. Boom! Boom!
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Glossary:

Kimbap -?a kind of Korean sushi:?rice(bap) and various fillings wrapped in dried
seaweed(kim) served at street stalls and snack bars all over Korea.

Hotbar -?'owdeng' (stuff made of fish amongst other things) on a stick also served at street
stalls.

Choongmoo kimbap - special kimbap originating from the city of Choongmoo. Why special?
because it has no filling; of course.
?#060;A NAME="BRITJOKE">A BRITISH JOKE
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THE BLOKES PRAYER

Our Beer

Which art in Barrels

Hallowed be thy Drink

Thy will be Drunk

I will be Drunk

At home as it is in the local

Forgive us this day our daily spillage

As we forgive those who spill against us

And lead us not into the practice of poncey wine tasting

And deliver us from Alco-pops

For mine is the bitter

The ale and the lager

For ever and ever

BARMEN

THE WOMAN’S PRAYER

Our Marks

Which art in Spencers

Hallowed be thy food hall

Thy Gucci watch

Thy Kookai bag

In Hermes

As it is in Harrods

Give us each day our Visa Gold

As we forgive those who stop our Next Card

And lead us not into Jane Norman

And deliver us from Warehouse

For thine is the Naf Naf

The Cartier and the Versace

For Gaultier and Eternity

AMEX

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