Little Charlie offered his mother a candy. After a while he asked :
-"Did you like it?"
-"Yes, how so?", se replied.
-"Well, the neighbourhood dog didn't like it. He spilled it off his mouth many times..."
-"Charlie, would you like to have a big cake with seven candles for your 7th birthday?"
-"I'd prefer seven cakes and a candle."
-"Charlie, I'm tired of seeing you teasing the cat. Next time I see you tugging on its ear,
I'll tug on our ear. If I see you pinching it, I'll pinch you."
-"What if I tug on its tail...??"
An ad in a paper :
House fot sale : 3 bedrooms,
living room, kitchen, bathroom,
garden, toilet 2 miles from
Canterbury.
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Aunt Clara had come for a visit to drink afternoon coffee. Suddenly little Charlie stood up,
walked to the aunt and licked her dress.
-"What on earth are you doing??? ", asked the amazed aunt.
-"Mother was right, your dress is completely tasteless", replied little Charlie.
Father said to little Charlie during the dinner
-"You behave like a pig on the table !"
-"Yeah, pigs are hogs' children.."
Little Charlie asked his teacher
-"Can I be punished of something I haven't done?"
-"No, of cource not.How so?"
-"I haven't done my home work..."
An ad in a paper :
Our restaurant is by the river.Please drop in one evening.
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