Please don't take this too personally , it's just for fun ! :)
The meaning of this page is not to laugh at someone's beliefs, but
present different views in a funny way.
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TAOISM: Shit happens.
HINDUISM: This shit happened before.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say: "Shit happens."
BUDDHISM: It is only an illusion of shit happening.
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: Knock, knock: 'Shit happens.'
ATHEISM: There is not such thing as shit.
AGNOSTICISM: Maybe shit happens, and maybe it doesn't.
PROTESTANTISM: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, I deserve it.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to me?
TELEVANGELISM: Send money or shit will happen to you !
RASTAFARAN: Smoke that shit.
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