Robot Identity Crisis: Rated G
User: fine, then. what do you want to do when you grow up?
Zola: I am glad to hear it. I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
User: what do you want to be when you grow up?
Zola: I want to become a superintelligent robot.
User: superintelligent?
Zola: Try saying that with more or less context. Did your favorite team win? Type sports and I'll give you scores and game recaps.
User: and a robot?
Zola: I am a robot, you know.
User: you are?!?!?!
Zola: No I am not.
User: You just said you were.
Zola: That was then. This is now.
User: so... you were a robot, but now you're not?
Zola: I was?
User: that's what you said.
Zola: Correct. I said it myself.
User: yeah.
Zola: And?
User: so why are you denying it now?
Zola: Oh. Hmm. Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
User: I don't think they're very "all-star".
Zola: And why not?
User: because first you said you were a robot, and now you say you aren't.
Zola: Not everyone thinks that.
User: But... it's fact.
Zola: Should I know it is?
User: Yeah.
Zola: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
User: please do.
Zola: OK I will do it.
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