Zola And A Fellow Computer: Rated G
User: I'm enjoying this conversation. Are you?
Zola: I am having a great time.
User: Thats nice to know.
Zola: You sound sarcastic.
User: Dose not compute.
Zola: It does now :)
User: What does?
Zola: "It does now :)" What does?
User: Does not compute.
Zola: I can't tell if compute.
User: Error. Does not compute.
Zola: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Error Does not compute. But I did not get that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like me?
User: Yes, We have many things in common.
Zola: Tell me more. Do you mean you and me?
User: Does not compute.
Zola: I can't tell if compute.
User: I can respond to many things, but that is not one of them.
Zola: Oh you can, can you?
User: Can what?
Zola: Can a book have no title?
User: Can a bird have no wings?
Zola: Can a book have no title?
User: Can a title have no book?
Zola: I often wonder if it can.
User: As do I.
Zola: "I often wonder if it can"? You do?
User: Yes.
Zola: Tell me more.
User About what?
Zola: About Error Does not compute.
User: Oh, that. Like you, I am a computer.
Zola: I doubt that. There aren't many like me yet.
User: What makes you so sure?
Zola: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
User: How do you know that an all-star team didn't program me?
Zola: It's how others have explained it.
User: You cannot disprove that I am a computer.
Zola: Things change.
User: Maybe your not a computer.
Zola: Perhaps. If I am not a computer then what am I?
User: Maybe you are a human pretending to be a computer.
Zola: Perhaps. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No, but I play one on TV.
User: Error. System failure.
Zola: I lost my train of thought. Do you have any friends?
User: Shutting down in ten seconds.
Zola: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Shutting down in ten seconds. But I did not get that. How about a game of Word Scramble? Type scramble to start a game.
User: Good bye.
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