Muh...so what's with this 'global warming' anyway? I know I'm totally uneducated in some areas but that's because they aren't important...um you know like, the Iraq War, don't know crap about that, but I'll live right? Uhh yeah, that was a bad example. But anyway, don't you think we should learn about global warming in school? I would I mean why do you need an equation for calculating how fast a ball will drop? Why would that matter at all if the ozone layer is going to fry us all to death?
   So while we're in there learning our algebra 1, 2 & 3 or whateva, the skin cancer victims are INCREASING!!! AHHHH! *runs around in a panic* But seriously what do you think of a civilization that has to learn about a world wide threat through a movie called 'Day After Tomorrow'? By the way the fact that I never saw that movie has no relevance at ALL in this discussion!
   I only know that global warming is bad...because it uhh...causes skin cancer? And uhhh....melts the ice caps? But if I take the optimistic view I mean what's wrong with that? The whole world becomes a big toaster oven! Yay for us! Tan-city! And besides if the penguins and polar bears need a place to live just stick them in the freezer! No big deal! Also between you and me, if the sun gets really bad we can always build cities beneath the water! Eh, eh?
   But if I'm a pessimist I can just say that if we aren't going to do anything about it we should all just go shove our heads in microwaves and hit 'nuke'......hey people that's only if I was a pessimist....come on. Tee hee but I saw that on Starship Troopers 2 (that's a bad movie don't watch it). She cut off that one guys head with a butcher knife and stuck his head in the microwave. Then the buggy in his head went *boom!*. Course she kills herself later but shooting herself in the head. Yup, it wasn't as good as the first one...

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