Adorable doggy baths
"Man old people suck." - Lori "Your know we're going to be old some day." - Poe "We're gonna suck" - Lori
No offence to any old people that might be reading this. Lori said it not me!
"The answer to life lies in the socks." - Toni
*snif* that was beautiful!
"Everyone knows that kleenex is just replacement tolet paper." - Poe
That was kinda discuting huh?
"I don't want you to watch Bevise and uhhh Rearend-head." - Mom
Mommy's so funny!
"I go to lots of oversea places, like Canada." - Brittany Spears
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
"The meaning of life is sex." - Lori
Well acording to Monty Pithon it is!
"Hey, Herold's being eaten." - fish in Monty Pithon's "the Meaning of life"
That was a discusting movie, but still funny
"SHHHHH! *pause* Smell that?" - Lori
If you don't get it, don't worry about it man.
"listen Listen LISTEN LISTEN!!!" - Poe
If I had myself as a child, I would so strangle her.
"The defintion of a drug is a chemlical substance, marajawana is a plant. Therefore I do not do drugs!" - Sarah Childress
Yes Sarah, just keep beliving that...
"Nobody likes a drugy." - actor from league of extraordinary gentlemen (he plays Dr Jeckel and Mr Hyde
Great movie huh?
"Live life get laid and then get paid" - yes, Toni said that, yes
*Ahem*yes Tooonnniii....*ahem*
"We're lazy americans! aren't we poe??" - Emily "Actually I kinda like
wearing this hat!!" - Poe
I like that hat!! It wasnt my fault I tell u!!!! AHHH!!!! *Runs away*
"Think like emily 'uuhhhh....'" - Poe
hehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehe - Emily
"Ya know the ride Carrots of the Carri.... *much laughter*" - Poe "*much laughter" - Emily
Hahahaha!!! We're so sleep deprived!!!! Wee!!!!
"Ima fungus!! *clings on to something*" - Lori
That kinda got a littly CLINGY hehehehe get it!??! - Emily
"Simba's so sexy!!"-poe "He's a sexy beast!! HAHAHAHA!! GET IT!! Sexy BEAST?!"~~ emily "*much laughter*" - Poe and Emily
Emily's going to be an engineer, we can't help her now.
"Yeah school is all farty and bloated." - Dustin
Grooooossss
"Its raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock." - Dustin's Dad
Riiiiggghhhttt
Buddy Coversation bettween me and emily
Thinkanti: hey you know what's really stupid?!?!?!
Thinkanti: at dairy queen they changed the things that hold the french fries so now a large is the same size as a medium!!!
Thinkanti: grrrrrrr
PnkpRsnORsmTHN: thats stupid
Thinkanti: they probably have a super size now which is the same as a lage was before and you have to pay them more for it!
Thinkanti: ahhh!
PnkpRsnORsmTHN: stupid dairy queen!!!
Thinkanti: we must liberate the fries!
Thinkanti: we must have a revolution!!!
PnkpRsnORsmTHN: ya!!!
Thinkanti: and free the french fries from their small containers!
PnkpRsnORsmTHN: ya!!!
PnkpRsnORsmTHN: and have them more spacious!!
PnkpRsnORsmTHN: and happy!
Thinkanti: yes...like free fries they will rome the plains of their contaners once more!!
Thinkanti: heheheheheehe
PnkpRsnORsmTHN: ya!!!
Thinkanti: i'm gonna put this conversation on my web site
"The mall is my spiritual resting place." - Poe
tee hee! I am sooo cool!
"I couldn't finish the Hobbit, there were too many unexpected visitors!!" - Maddy
Ah, you are so amusing Maddy.
"Do you know how serious that is?? I don't think you do, I don't think you realize!" - Sarah
To do the Sarahism, just place you hands flat on a table, open your eyes really wide and shout this at me while shaking you head. Yes, the Sarahisms are really scary.
"Oh my gosh, if he's Russian, I'm gonna....scream!" - Sarah
Don't ask, it might save Sarah from getting beat up, at least for a while.
"The dog opperates my remote control." - Dad
Are you ok Daddy?
"It's not all that great to be drunk all the time, but it's better than drinkin' alone." - David
That's him killing the lyrics to Piano Man.
"If I had magic powers, you know I'm not a witch or anything...." - Sarah
tee hee!
"The reason that you use up your eraser so quick it that you are mostly erasing nothing."
OOO! Poe's words of wisdom!
"Golf. Jacob plays golf. You know if I didn't know better I would say that I liked Jacob, but I do know better so I won't say that." - Sarah
Is'nt it wonderful how Sarah's mind works!
"I feel like a guy with a boner." - Sarah
She's probably the first girl to ever say that...
"Having a conversation is like having a baby, it takes two." -Poe
BABY!!!
"Ha ha! We never trust lower life forms!" - The younger Poe
I was one messed up kiddie!
"You know men have boobies too, we call them MAN boobies for lack of a better term." - Poe
Just say this with a very bad southern accent and wala! A Poeism!!
"Man boobies will be combined to make MOOBIES for which they will always be called from here on." - Poe
Moobie! Moobie! Tee he. That's really fun to say! Tee he.
"This gum is chewy." - Sarah
What? Chewy? Never!
"Never let a man get the upperhand - there's no telling where he might put it." - Diers Anthony
That's from Man from Mundania by Diers Anthony. It's really funny.
"There once was a man..." - Person from art class.
This guy didn't do anything in Art, he just sat there all class. He's kinda creepy...
"Party in the water bowl!" - That guy again
Good times in Studio Art...
"Why are you acting all bitchy to me?" - Katie "Because your annoying." - Dan *sammi and me laughing our asses off*
Aren't my friends great?
"Well starve bitch!" - Dad
AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
"mmm mmm *insert edible object here*" - me and Emily
or unedible...
*singing like a rock star* "Pepper JACK yeah Pepper jack!!" - me and Emily
Now you know why you never take me and Emily on a long car ride and then get lost. ^_^
*Poe and Emily making weird sounds* "Gaaack!! Gaaack!" - Me and Emily "SHUT UP!" - My brother
Brain's a little grumpy if you wake him up.
*Singing like a rock star* "Paper towel paper towel!" - Emily and I
Yes there were two songs like that.
"Which is dumber, the machine that keeps malfunctioning or the person that keeps yelling at it?" - Poe
Yay! Yelling at machines is FUN!
"Look! A ladybug!" *picks up ladybug* - Poe "Yellow Ladybugs bite." - Lori "This one's orange....AHH!" *flings Ladybug off* - Poe
Good times man...good times.
"Ok, two laffy taffys is...20 cents." - Guy at school store *gives money* - Sarah "Umm that's a dollar and a nickle..." - Guy "Yeah? What of it?" - Sarah
Ow, that was my side. ^_^
"There's a spoon in mah ear!!" - Hobo
Cartoons keep us alive...
"Cabbage man...a different kind of Hero." - James
Aren't reflextion enteries great?
"Get the happy harvest chips!" - Sammi
Hey look! Sammi can speak ingrish too!
"I'm cold. Friction creates warmth. Warmth is good. Let's have sex." - Neil
Neil is a strange strange man.
"Your a...bad person. You do...bad things." *glare* - Poe
Me obliquely threatening Brian. WHAHAHAHAHA!
"Your gay boyfriend stole my gay boyfriend!!! YOU BITCH!!!" - Poe
I can explain...
"What time is it?" - Tyler "Dance o'clock!" - Alisha "Half past groove!" - Emily
DDR is a wonderful thing.
"Why do people say, when an animal get spayed, that's it's 'fixed'? So if you can make babies, you're broken??" - Poe
Sometimes the things that come out of my mouth surprise even me.
"Crotch lazers! PACHOO PACHOO! Groin beams!! PACHOO PACHOO! PELVIC THRUST!!! PACHOO PACHOO!" - Poe
With the help of Digimon, we can do anything...
"Tyler is rated R!" - Cole
Hehehe, for sexual content! Hehehe. Cole speak good ingrish.
"Woo! COLD!" - Poe
ice cream...hehe...condoms...hehe
"Guess what!!" - Poe "WHAT?" - Everyone else "NO ONE CARES!!" - Poe
You know, I didn't really expect them to answer...