Yay! funnyness from our friend Kaite in detention! YAY!
        Holy fo-shizzle (lol) detention sux butt!! It's twice as long as campus cleanup and I'm HUNGERY!!! I don't even do much homework, too flippin’ boring. Speaking of boring, detention is boring and I'm Bored! My hair is crap, as is my makeup, and my face. I found out I don't qualify for ADHA but people w/bipolar do show the symptoms. hmmm... I'm goin’ crazy. you know I can't sit still for this long! holy schinoli!! I'm going nuts! can you tell? my nerves are trippin‘. sooo much enneerrggyyyyyyyyyyyy ^_^ its only 3:15 I get out at 4:45. This is retarded. whatever happened to a good old smack of a fuler on your knuckles? **sigh** quick, brief and to the point. Detention is more painful than that would be. I"M SO bOOOOORRREED - donchathink? I'm hungry. and we're in the cafeteria. and I can't eat. How mean is that? And I don't write notes. nots are girly. But there isn't anything better to do right now. You laugh @ me because I am in detention. I laugh at you 'cause your face looks funny when you laugh at me. 3:19, Time passes slower in here that outside, I SWEAR. I don't mean to complain but - wait - yes I do. Never mind. They think they'll break me, but NO! I'll never give up! They'll never take me alive!!! **catches breath** se just shoot me. It'll be quicker that way. 3:24. Takes me forever to think of things to say. Some I ramble off (I'm good at rambling) and sometimes I sit here, staring at my watch (which I'm growing to HATE) GRRRRR. In conclusion, to sum it up, to put it simply, some guys really, officially, legally and purposely suck. 3:30. HELP ME!! come take me away! People are leaving why are they leaving? and why aren't I leaving? I want to leave ~_~ this is deemed, by myself of course, unnecessary ... irrelevant ... and boring. I'll sue the school for emotional damage. Where is the emotional damage, you might ask? Well we can't talk, we can't move and we can't display emotion, therefore my emotions are staying in my head, building up and causing due pressure from which (I assure you) my head will explode. 3:35 I shant make it. I can't go on. The boringness, the nothingness, for these I have no tolerance. I wonder what they will do if I scream. It's so quiet. Toooooo quiet. Shh. Did you hear that? wait... there it is again! a Voice..."run, Katie run!" "run ere its too late!" It's already too late! 3:40 is too late to remain in this confounded place! Though this note is highly entertaining, it cannnot smother the fact that it is being written from inside the depths of a school faculty. That vile fact...will taint this note forever.
        The faerie on my shirt has her ears pierced, eyeborw pierced and I think her lip is pierced.
        3:50. I'm cold
        3:56
        4:00 18 windows not including the doors.
        4:05 There are 90 lights in the cafeteria. 4 exit signs. 35 doors. 14 garbage cans that I can see. Interesting fact - Queen's "Bohemiam Rapsody" is the best song. Ever.
        4:10
        4:15 You know the saying "so close yet so far?" so true
        4:20 Inside, I'm screaming.

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