You know what girls? We've got it good. We can be sexist and get away with it, we can wear men's clothes, we are actually considered sexy naked and we can smell like anything we damn well please. I'm serious, if I wanna smell like fresh rain, no problem. If I wanna smell like Mexico, that's ok! Hell I can even smell like a rainbow if I wanted to!
    That is beauty of women’s rights we are living today girls. However, men...poor guys...they can only smell like men. If they want to smell like a rainbow...GAY!!! OMFG!!! HE'S A FAGOT!!! QUEERRRRRRRRR! *and the screaming goes on...*
    I swear, you can't tell the difference between men's cologne because THERE IS NONE. The should just call it 'man smell' and leave it like that. 'Course we can also smell like guy if we want! It's a crazy crazy world. Lots of girls wear guy's deodorant, because ours are weak sauce. Like literally...weak sauce. Though guys will always say, I like it like this. I don't want to smell like a rainbow! That's retarded! But inside...they just wanna put on a skirt and smell like hot apple pie on a summers day....
    Ok people a guessing game! How many letters of hate mail will Poe get for this?


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