Writing on the Stall

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, we are part of Europe."-Algore
      Greetings once again from all of us here at the stall's secret headquarters. On this the eve of the 2000 elections we are preparing to usher in a new century in the USA under despotic rule. Our reporters have been hard at work (with out pay, to show our support for our commie dictator bill and his NAZI lackeys) finding new insights into the treachery, ignorance, and socialist ideals that plague our nation with the help of public "education", group mentality, and mass media propaganda.
      Please remember, that at anytime, if you or those you are around cant handle the pain, embarrassment, and insecurity that truth often inflicts on the willfully ignorant. You can always go home and turn on the tv and let its mind numbing, time killing, IQ destroying properties take hold; so that you can once again return to society as functional member thereof.


Ballsweat

      This is indeed an article that has nothing to do with its title. The title is nothing more that written reverence to a recently watched and admired movie "deuce bigalo, male gigolo".
      Ok on with the point. I recently, through random thought discovered yet another instance in which our nation is slowly being converted into mindless dreggs of the earth, willingly stumbling into socialism (perfected communism) I have paid little attention to the elections this year simply because that I know that anything I do (short of shoving dynamite up my ass and giving a candidate a lapdance {far more dangerous for bill than most of the candidates}) will in any way effect this election or it's outcome. (For the record, I would never put anything up my ass, so candidates need not fear) I have on unfortunate occasion found my self observing news casts on "CNN" ("commie news network) and similar stations. One supposed issue of the "election" has been "If elected will the president be able to control the economy?" (Here is a smart test, if you are smart you should already see what I am getting at, but to the average citizen the above statement seems to be nothing out of the ordinary) Now for the clincher. Please follow this logic if you can. What kind of economy is this country supposed to have? A free enterprise economy. Ok, so what is a free enterprise economy? Well the definition is an economy with no government interference. In my high school marketing class, we studied our economy and found it to be riddled with government interference. However, our commie conspirators had already figured on a few students making such an obvious observation, and placed in our marketing text books something to the effect that free enterprise really 		means an economy in which there is limited government interference , so as to protect consumers from wiley businessmen.
      Equally important as knowing what you have is knowing what your enemies have. Our enemies have something called a command economy which basically means the government controls the economy, hence communism. Now that I have laid down some back ground inform ation, I will be blunt. If we have a free enterprise economy, why then is it full of government interference? Furthermore, why in the hell are presidential candidates trying to get votes based on their ability continue that interference and control the econ omy? I mean, wouldn't government control in our economy make it into a command economy? Could it be that perhaps we have become the very foe that we struggled against so much in the cold war? Well there you have it. By definition alone, we are communists. The only difference between us and Russia twenty years ago is that we are more wealthy in material possessions. So, comrade Gore, and dear comrade Bush, which ever one of you the electoral collage decides will be my fearless leader for the next four years. I just want to tell you that I have admitted defeat., and I just want to say, I hope you make your master Satan, and your mentor Mr. Stalin very proud.


"Mind your business"-Benjamin Franklin


A national erection


      No, I didn't spell it wrong, and yes I did intentionally say a national erection. I bet you think I am just trying to be sick out of pure spite, after admitting defeat at the hands of blood thirsty tyrants. Well actually the meaning of that title merely illustrates that, once every four years our nation has yet another bag put over our collective heads and we are once again bent over a voting booth and are violated by yet another national erection. Some people say "If you don't vote, you can't complain." To you I say only shut up you stupid pretentious ass hole! I don't vote for several reasons, here are a few.
      #1 My vote doesn't count: contrary to the common b.s. your vote really doesn't count, it is electoral votes that elect the president. Your vote is just a popularity pole (which is most likely rigged anyhow) Even if my vote did count, it would be a less than 1/100,000,000 of the total vote. (And stupid people out number the smart ones at about 100 to 1) Translation: my vote is as worthless as a pinch of "shit" in Boston Harbor.
      #2 I don't like any of the candidates. I feel that they are all corrupt and the most honorable intention they have in becoming president is to merely increase the power they possess and to further advance their career.