#3 I don't vote as a formal protest. Those who are in all three branches of the federal government have no idea as to how it is supposed to be run. The three branches are supposed to be separate, but now they are united with the sole purpose of usurping the constitutional rights of all the individual 50 states and my own God given rights. This is done by making unlawful laws and then enforcing them through brute force, murder, intimidation and fraud. These things I find to be despicable and therefore I will have no part of them.
But I still can't sit by and watch my beloved country mutate through ignorance, deceit, and legal plunder into a socialist pit of false utopia and despair. So, it is with a hopeful heart and as much courage as I can pull from my faith, that I announce my own candidacy for president. Vote for me. Would you like to hear some of my campaign promises? Ok, hmm well, as leader of the "free world" I promise to: Reverse the trend of government interference on your life. I'll rid you of useless government agencies l ike the BATF, IRS, etc. There is a direct ratio between prosperity and freedom. Eliminating government interference in both private life and the economy will ensure prosperity for our country. How will I limit it? First I will get rid of both income and property taxes. That will increase the amount of money you have at your disposal to take care of your own needs. Then I will remove all social (ist) programs. Providing the atmosphere of competition and thus, self improvement. Both the lack of legal plunder (property and income taxes, the war on poverty, the war on drugs and all other false wars) and socialism (social programs) will encourage people to prosper in their earnings and property because they will be able to keep everything they make for themselves. I will put an end to foreign aid, including food, money, and weapons sent to all other countries. (It is never good to arm, train, feed, and finance your enemies... unless you really want them to kill you) I will return a stable currency for exchange, replacing unlawful paper money with gold and silver coin as mandated by the constitution. This will further promote prosperity because a dependable currency is a necessity for a strong economy. I will return the federal government to it's original purpose, to regulate interstate trade and to

provide for a common defense. I will stop the federal government's encroachment on both constitutionally protected state's rights and on the God given rights of individuals. I will improve our relations with all other nations.
      First I will remove our country from the united nations. Then I will cease all government activities in all foreign countries (with exception of embassies) Then I will issue a formal apology for our militaries interference with the national sovereignty of every country that we have meddled with. Then I will strengthen our military so that it will be able to defend us against any foe. Then I will abolish all unconstitutional treaties and pacts unlawfully signed by past administrations, as well as recend every executive order i can get my hands on. I will appoint honest judges to the supreme court. Ones who will fulfill their oath to protect and uphold the constitution. Then I would begin restitution for everyone who has had their property unlawfully seized through Civil forfeiture. I would also pardon all non-violent drug offenders, and others who have been convicted of victimless crimes. As president I will also renew import tariffs to slow the flood of imports from countries such as china that use slave labor to produce....
      Then on Sunday I would take a rest. On these things I place my life, my fortune and my sacred honor.

"gory aint it!"

The following are a few quotes from non other than.... well hear em' first and then guess.

     "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

      "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts"

      "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... mars is somewhat the same distance from the sun, which is important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, & water. if there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breath."

      "Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child"

      "The holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. i mean this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

      "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."