"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vise president, & that one word is "to be prepared".

      "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

      "I have made good judgments in the past, i have made good judgments in the future"

      "The future will be better tomorrow"

      "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world"

      "People that are very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history"

      "I stand by all the misstatements I've made"

      "Public speaking is very easy"

      "I am not part of the problem, i am a democrat."

      "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the poles."

      "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? the killers are to blame."

      "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

      "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
      "For NASA, space is still a high priority."

      "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

      "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make."

      "We're all capable of mistakes, but i do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

      "It isn't pollution that's harming the enviroment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

      "[it's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

[this one gives it away]

      "As many of you know, i was very instrumental in the founding of the internet."

      By now If you haven't guessed the identity of the closet tyrant responsible for those painfully moronic statements. Then you probably think there is nothing wrong with them in the first place. However i am not with out mercy so i shall enlighten the vegetables out there. the being responsible for the above quotes [which insults the intellect every English speaking man, woman, child and chimp on the planet] is none other than Algore.

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