FAQ

The questions nobody asks...but we answer anyways.

Q: You say you're studying Wicca...can you teach me?
A: Absolutely!...not. I'm not qualified to teach ANYBODY. T_T I know a little, but not enough for you to entrust your magickal teachings to me. If you're curious about the religion, go to Witches' Voice.

Q: Can you make [insert character name here]'s costume for me or give me a pattern?
A: No.

Q: Do you go to conventions? Can I meet up with you?
A: Uh...well, I don't really go to conventions in the US...though I did promise my sistah Shari I'd roll over AX 2004. So you might catch me there.

Q: d00d. What's up with all the photos of your friends, but hardly any photos of you?
A: I'm ugly and un-photogenic. Oh, and I'm usually the one taking the pictures. :oP

Q: Can you give me a LiveJournal code?
A: No I cannot. Not only have I used mine, but I've used Kai's, Krish's, Nakia's, Danielle's, Alba's and Z...er...no...John's. I'm out of friends. I'm out of non-friends who's codes I use. I'm just plain out.

Q: Will you add me to your LJ friend's list?
A: Seeing as I don't use LJ for journal/blog purposes anymore...and only for my iconage...I'll only add you if you have an icon journal/community...and of course I have to actually LIKE your icons.

Q: Can you give me a DeadJournal code?
A: I could, but who the hell are you? And why should I waste a perfectly good code on you. I paid good money for those!

Q: Will you add me to your DJ friend's list?
A: Only if I want you to read the shit I post there. If I don't know you, don't hold your breath.

Q: Can you write a poem/story/script/fanfic [circle one] for me?
A: Noooooope. I don't write for other people unless something inspires me.

Q: Can you draw [insert character name here] for me?
A: First of all, what's wrong with you?!? Don't ask a second-rate artist to draw for you!! If you're gonna get something done, at least get quality!!! *jerks her thumb in Claudia Letonja's direction* Ahem. Now, if you still want me to...uh...well...email me, or leave a comment on my guestbook. We'll see how my temperment is...and if a muse strikes me to do a certain character. My muse hasn't struck in a long time - and I've more or less stopped drawing...but yeah.

Q: What's the deal with your 'Bishonen Harem'?
A: It's just a little inside thing between me and my friends. This is another thing where you the viewer, will probably not be able to participate. There'd be people fighting over harem boys...and when they'd get them...and people would want to share my inner harem...and that just ain't cool. My inner harem is for me and me alone. :oP

Q: Hey!! Something I sent in is up on Marneons Stupidity/Hate Mail & Flames [circle one]! Take it down now! I don't want it shown to the 5.238 people who visit your site!
A: Well, that's really more of a demand then a question, isn't it? So let's pretend you posed this as the question "Will you please take down what I put up on Marneons Stupidity/Hate Mail & Flames [circle one]?" In that case. The answer is no. Next?

Q: Can you add this Themesong for me?/Why don't I have a Themesong?
A: Hey! You can't pick your own Themesongs! They have to be songs that actually remind me of you! And if you're a complete stranger...well...that would be why you don't have one. If you aren't a complete stranger. Uh...be patient. New music is coming out all the time. ^_^

Q: Can you add my link to your site?
A: Only if I like your site. And only if I like you. If you strike out on both counts, tough.