Tiegen's Movie Reviews
An opinion on movie viewing pleasure

*RANK is out of 10, 10 being Good Will Hunting  excellence and 1 being Titanic  sinkability
 
 
TITLE
STARS
SUMMARY
*RANK
Bring It On Kirsten Dunst
Eliza Dushku
Blaque
A teen comedy about leadership, cheerleading, sportsmanship,  and young love.  Funny and entertaining, but due to some tacky acting and an unsatisfying ending...5
Mulan Voices of...
Min NaWen
Eddie Murphy
An animated romp through Hun invested China showcasing courage and tradition. A delightful movie; good music, funny lines, and the always great Disney animation...8
The Last Boy Scout Bruce Willis
Damon Wayans
A story of corruption in the football industry and the team of an alcoholic and a druggie who cleanse it. Darkly amusing with a complex and interesting story; action, adventure, and Bruce...7
Coyote Ugly Piper Perabo
Tyra Banks
John Goodman
A heartwarming film centering on a young girl's dreams to become a songwriter while moonlighting as a...coyote? Very entertaining, however, a tiny bit trite in some areas-especially the cameo by a "Blue" artist-but overall...7
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit Whoopi Goldberg
Lauryn Hill
Kathy Najimy
Singing nun, Sister Mary Clarence returns in a second installment  to show Catholic high school students what it's like to win.  Humor, singing, dancing,  Whoopi, Lauryn, and nuns; can you say funny?...7
Fear Reese Witherspoon
Mark Wahlberg
Alissa Milano
Amy Brennamen
A tale of growing relationships, growing suspicions, and growing obsessions. An interesting story with some gruesome shots, but a very attractive Mark Wahlberg redeems them...8
The Horse Whisperer Robert Redford
Kristen Scott Thomas
Scarlett Johanssen
A horse wrangler and a big city woman are brought together by her daughter's riding accident. Very long, shotty editing, reasonable acting, a nice ending shot despite the bad ending; "the book is better than the movie" syndrome...3
Good Will Hunting Matt Damon
Ben Affleck
Minnie Driver
Robin Williams
The tale of a troubled young man who is a math genius.  Centers on his relationships with his girlfriend, his therapist, and his friends. This is the most wonderful movie I have ever seen.  Great acting with a heartfelt, funny, and moving story...10
If Lucy Fell Sarah Jessica Parker
Eric Schaffer
Elle Macpherson
Ben Stiller
A quirky comedy about Lucy, a therapist, who renews a college pact with her roomate, only to find unexpected romance. I love this movie!  It is simple, sweet, and entertaining.  Plus, the artwork is far beyond all other forms of flattery...10
Blue Streak Martin Lawerence
Luke Wilson
A cop buddy comedy centering around an ex-bank robber and a man who wants what he has rightfully stolen. Lawerence is very funny, as always.  But "Bad Boys" was a better cop movie and it had Will Smith...6
"Bad Boys"...8
What Lies Beneath Michele Phiefer
Harrison Ford
The wife of an adulteror is being stalked by the ghost of the woman who was sleeping with her husband. The promo poster was fabulous, but that's where it stops.  A weak plot with unnecessary braches is what lies beneath this movie...2
Crazy in Alabama Melanie Griffith
Lucas Black
Elizabeth Perkins
A wannabe starlet and a poor black boy have more in common than expected in this 1960's Southern tale of freedom. Great performances and a superb, thoroughly interesting storyline support this heartfelt romp...9
Just A Little 
Harmless Sex
Alison Eastwood
Kimberly Williams
Lauren Hutton
The trials and tribulations of dating, marriage, and divorce are explored in one crazy night by six friends. Very amusing-who doesn't love a good sex movie!  It's a quaint and inticing look at millenium dating..7
Wayne's World Mike Myers
Dana Carvey
Tia Carrere
Rob Lowe
Wayne and Garth have a great show until an evil producer comes along to steal the profits and Wayne's girlfriend. Dana and Mike are two of the funniest men alive!  This movie is always good for a laugh and some great tunes...8
Dogma Matt Damon
Ben Affleck
Chris Rock
Salma Hayek
Linda Florentino
Alan Rickman
Jason Lee
Two fallen angels attempted to get back into heaven on a technicality, in the process, causing mass destruction. Very good-Kevin Smith delivers another brilliant, honest, and hilarious piece of work which includes an all-star cast...9
Breakfast at Tiffany's Audrey Hepburn
George Peppard
Two troubled souls console each other when their troubled lives fall into shambles. Quirky and interesting, but long.  It was enjoyable for an old movie, which I'm typically bored by...6
Psycho Janet Leigh
Anthony Perkins
A spooky tale of a road-side hotel with a questionable past. Very good!  Hitchcock was a genius ahead of his time.  The images are great and the story is consuming.  Anthony is fabulous...8
American Beauty Kevin Spacey
Annette Benning
Wes Bentley
Thora Birch
Mena Suvari
An enrapurating drama about a seemingly perfect, but actually dysfunctional family inhabiting modern suburbia. Wonderful!  The story was honest and forthright, the acting was superb, and 
"All Hail" Conrad Hall for his perfect cinematography!...10
10 Things I Hate 
About You
Julia Stiles
Heath Legder
Andrew Keegan
Joseph Gordon Levitt
A teen comedy based on Billy Shake's "The Taming of the Shrew". Great! The young cast is very talented and the story is heartwarming.  Heath Ledger is absolutely fabulous...9
The Wedding Planner Jennifer Lopez
Matthew Maconahay
J. Lo plays Mary, a wedding specialist, who just can't seem to get her own relationships right until an unvailable doctor comes along. An entertaing and lighthearted romp through the world of improbable relationships which has a happy ending (go figure)...6
Cast Away Tom Hanks
Helen Hunt
Wilson the Volleyball
A FedEx mogul is marooned on an island for four years (and three hours) only to be comforted by packages that have washed ashore. The story drags a bit considering it centers around a man, an island, and a volleyball.  There is the potential for great acting but the storyline doesn't allow us to see it...5
Boys Don't Cry Hilary Swank
Chloe Sivengy
Brandon Sexton III
The true story of Tina Brandon, a girl who wanted to be a boy.  No matter the gender, she definately has her share of problems.  Very original and engrossing storyline, sad but true.  The acting is impeccable despite the abundant nudity.  Shocking ending...8
Meet Virginia Tiegen Kosiak
Greg Myree
Kendra Brosy
Brad Renfro
Ashley Kosiak
Hayden Christensen
A stunning and realistic tale of a young fashion designer who encounters love, fame, and despair in about a week. Beautiful performances by the young unknown cast, a well-crafted story, and the interesting conclusion make this film memorable...10
Keeping the Faith Jenna Elfman
Ben Stiller
Edward Norton
Milos Forman
The story of childhood friends who grow up to be a priest, a rabbi, and a workaholic.  Trouble ensues when two of them fall in love. A new and different storyline sprinkled with comedy and supported by great performances.  Plus, I loved the "Melrose Priest" comment...7
Where the Heart Is Ashley Judd
Natalie Portman
Stockard Channing
Sally Field
The touching tale of Novalee Nation who gives birth to her baby in Wal-Mart and wins the hearts of many, including a sweet librarian.  Surprisingly good.  The story is a little far-fetched but works well thanks to wonderful performances.  It puts a nice spin on the concept of self-worth...8 
The Natural Robert Redford
Glenn Close
Robert Duvall
Kim Basinger
A young man follows his dreams of becoming the greatest baseball player ever, only to have his pursuit haulted for 16 years. I was deeply moved by this film.  It's an original storyline with original characters played by some of the best actors in the business...9
There's Something About Mary Cameron Diaz
Ben Stiller
Matt Dillon
Brett Favre
An amusing glimpse into the life of a man who is still in love with the most wonderful girl he went to high school with, Mary. The antics of Mary's admirers and the singing transitions are truly unique.  It's a funny, "feel good" movie done just right by the Farrelly Brothers...7

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