"There are things that go bump in the night my boy. Make no mistake about that. But we are the ones that bump back." - Professor Broom, Hellboy "Do NOT go in there! WOOOO!!" - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Capt. Steve Hiller: "I ain't heard no fat lady!" David Levinson: "Forget the fat lady. You're Obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!" - Independence Day David Levinson: "You really think you can fly that thing?" Capt. Steve Hiller: "You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?" - Independence Day John: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked." Ian: "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." - Jurrasic Park Ian Malcolm: "Must go faster! Must go faster!" - Jurrasic Park Ian: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..." Ellie: "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth..." - Jurrasic Park Tank: "So what d'ya need? Besides a miracle." Neo: "Guns. Lots of guns." - The Matrix Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast." Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" Shooter McGavin: "No!" - Happy Gilmore "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers." - Michael Aulfrey "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Lisa Grossman "When you've done something right, they'll think you've done nothing at all." - Unknown