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Qui-Gon makes appearance at Halloween extravaganza.

Qui-Gon Jinn ever present Jedi Knight made an appearance at a local Halloween party. When asked why he felt it necessary to appear he responded. "Because of the children, they need to be told the truth about the Force. So many of these kids are confused about a what it means to be a Jedi. They seem to crave the adventure and excitement. Master Yoda is constantly reminding the Padawans that these are not the proper reasons to join the academy. It's my hope that I can educate these young hopefulls as to the true nature of a Jedi's life." As one of the most gifted and popular Jedi, Qui-Gon hopes to weed out the wrong types of students before they reach the academy. Qui-Gon notes the rising incidents in which young padawans are resorting to violence. "It's born of frustration that causes these youngsters to make such brash decisions. They join the academy thinking that they are going to bust some heads and put the bad guys away. Quite frankly I think it's because of some these holo programs they see. Most students realize we are peace keepers not police officers and there in lies the root of the problem." So it's to the streets, comunity events and gatherings that Qui-Gon brings his message and skills. When asked about the charges of prostitution and protection rackets of which he is accused and wether his appearances were to try to rebuild a damaged persona Qui-gon could only respond with "No Comment".

Qui-Gon busted in ghoulish prostitution sting.

Qui-Gon Jinn pleaded innocent in his arraignment at the Jedi Council to charges of running a post mortem prostitution ring. Using Ring Wraiths as muscle Qui-Gon was slowly gaining power in the underworld organized
crime scene. He and his Cpt at arms Beetleguese were arrested in a sting at the Old Lars Farmhouse Motel just outside Mos Eisley on Tattoine. For a backwater hole of a planet it would seem alot of activity surrounds this little desert planet. Second only to Arrakis for it's turbulent affairs. It is said to be the homeworld of Lord Vader, military leader of the Galactic Empire. Some conspiracy theorists with obvious ties to the troublesome Rebel Alliance believe that the dark road in which Qui-Gon Jinn has gone is a direct result of the death of his young protege Anikin Skywalker. Was the strain of Anikins death too much for this master of the Macabre Mafia or is it just a case of Qui-Gon falling prey to the trappings of the flesh to great for this ghostly visage.

Traped on Tattoine, Qui-Gon has taken up attacking wayward travelers unless they pay him for protection. Evidently upon one such venture Qui-Gon battled with the well known specter Beetleguice to a stalemate. At which time they devised a plan that involved the use of the Ring Wraiths to run their protection racket which allowed the two lusty litches to start upon thier new business of underworld prostitution. Enslaving the likes of Typhoid Mary, Glenda the good witch of the North and Elvira to work the River Styx. It's said that they use brutal tactics learned from the famed Ghost Busters to keep thier "Banshee Bitches" in line. There is rumor that they not only wish to control the underworld of the undead but with the aid of the Deatheaters they will be able to extend their Evil vail over the rest of the Empire. The real question is will the laws of the living be enough to control these shamefull shades? We emplore you Palpatine to step in and put a stop to these vile villains or we will have to employ our own ethereial spirits. Who we gonna call...?

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