Some Reasons I am Awake Right Now, 1:58 AM

  • Insomnia for Fun and Profit.
  • Everything is Funnier after 11:30.
  • The Destruction of the Rainforest.
  • UFO hovering just outside my window.
  • Scratch that, just the damn neighbor kids playing flashlight tag.
  • Damn neighbor kids playing flashlight tag.
  • All the best TV is on after Midnight.
  • Sleep is for the weak.
  • What if I miss something exciting?
  • I've appointed myself god of the neighborhood watch.
  • I never miss an opportunity to say "wee hours of the morning."
  • Did I mention Insomnia yet?
  • Just five more hours until breakfast!
  • I could sleep if really wanted to.
  • This silly webpage.
  • The increasingly disturbing noises coming from my closet.
  • The everpresent threat of thermonuclear war.
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