I see you've stumbled into the utterly random nonsense . . . a page full of bizarre and random things which are confusing, even to me. Look around, and see if this window into my madness amuses you . . .

• Some Reasons I am Awake Now, 1:58 AM
• The Omniscient Guru's Guide to Fun Words to Say
• The Useless Form of No Reason
• The Random Boytoy Band Name Generator
• The Random Cryptic Message Generator
• Return to the International Headquarters and Coffee Shop