The Useless Form of No Reason

                Developed by those fun loving people in Tax Collection, this form is like many the IRS and the U.S. Census Bureau asks that citizens fill out ~ it isn't used by anyone for anything. The only difference of course, is that this form admits it from the start. We have absolutely no use for this form. So feel free to fill it out, or not. And whatever you do, be sure to shower me with gratuitous praise.

               

I think your website is . . . (Check all that apply)
Spiffy Groovy Nifty Swell Godlike Hot Buttered and Fresh Perfect Zestfully Clean

I am filling out this form concerning . . . (Check all that apply)
Comment/Suggestion Friendly Advice Marriage Proposal
Interest in Stalking Me That Funny Smell

My favorite color is . . .
Blue Green Blue. No, Green ~ ahhhhhh!
(Don't get it? Go watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" immediately.)

My sign is . . .
Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra
Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces

If I were a tree, I'd be a . . .
Larch Giant Redwood Bonsai Anything Safe from Dogs

I would describe myself as . . . (Check all that apply)
Oddly Shaped Warped Potential Serial Killer Midget-like Grotesque
Vengeful Primitive Someone with way too much time on their hands.

I prefer . . .
Chocolate Vanilla Butterscotch Crystal Meth

I am . . .
Female Male Confused

I wish I was . . .
Female Male Confused

Others describe me as . . .
Subhuman Neandrathalic Dysfunctional Unstable A Poster Child for Birth Control

I would describe Tyler as . . . (Check all that apply)
Godlike Loaded with Animal Magnetism Self Actualized Inspirational

I filled out this form to . . .

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