Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
Officers
Supreme Dictatior for Life - Calvin
President and First Tiger - Hobbes
Club password:
Tigers are Great!
They're the toast of the town.
Life's always better
When a tiger's around!
How to start a GROSS meeting:
Attention! All rise! This meeting of GROSS is now called to order
by the Great Grandiose Dictator-for-Life, the Ruler Supreme, the
Fearless, the Brave, the Held-High-in-Esteem, Calvin the Bold!
Yes, stand up and hail his humbleness now! May his wisdom prevail!
Three cheers for First Tiger and El Presidente, Hobbes, the Delight
of All Cognoscenti! He's savvy! He has a prodigious IQ, and lots
of panache, as all tigers do! In his fancy chapeau, he's a leader
with taste! May his orders be heeded and his views be embraced!
What Girls are Good For:
- Girls are good for water balloon targets
- Girls are good for nothing
- Girls are good for colonizing Pluto
- (Hobbes) Girls are good for muchas smoochas
You are the 
to hack into my page!
Email ME I'm so lonely... :)
--Simon Liu
Last updated on 30/07/96 at 20:42
