It was a movie destined to go down in the history books, as perhaps the single-most recognizable, not to mention imitated, film of our century. It was "Night Of The Living Dead", and who could forget the lovable little scamp, turned bloodthirsty little girl who maimed her mommy with a cement trowel? Not us, as we are still haunted by the memory of that ominous shadow on the wall, and the horrific sight of that trowel dripping with chocolate syrup... err ... blood. Luckily, we recently got a chance to face our fears, and had a little talk with Kyra Schon... Now, she's equally frightened of us, and we all lived happily ever after! Enjoy!

1) *Asked in heavy Swedish accent* Ya?
"Ga tillbaka till de svenska sidorna."

2) Scarier- "Night Of The Living Dead" or Louie Anderson's man breasts?
"Louie by 25 pounds."

3) How is it that Tupac continues to make records, and movies despite having been shot dead in 1996? Could it be that he is a zombie?
"No he's dead. Tupac spelled backwards is caput."
Tupac Sez: Ay yo! Why she gots to be dissin' fo'?

4) Highest all time score at Asteroids™?
"13,979,633,851,636,830,115,461,550,411,456,382,956,395, 720,572,616,949,003 before my Atari™ exploded."
HAHA! We beat ya by one point!
*Throws shoe at us*

5) Did you happen to catch our cameo in "Night Of The Living Pants Bomber"? (We played tombstones)
"Missed it.... I'll catch it someday on MST3K."

6) Whatcha benchin' these days?
"Louie Anderson's man breasts."

7) Body of Christ?
"Got milk?"

8) If they could power a radio with coconuts and bamboo, w-why couldn't they just fix the friggin' boat?
"They DID fix the boat, but Ginger was a commie saboteur. That's why her hair was red."

9) Favorite Ratatouille recipe?

10) Don't you hate it when you are trying to sleep on the D-train at four in the morning, and some wino staggers into the car, and stinks up the place by setting his pubic hair ablaze?
"Hey NC! You shouldn't refer to yourself as just some wino. Think of yourself as a performance artist."
I like to think of myself as more of a performance wino thanks!

11) B-9. Hit?
"Missed. But I B 9 when i B in the movie."

12) Ronald Reagan- Nuts or just foolin'?
"I don't know anything about his anatomy. Now Clinton...."
Wow! You too? Slick Willy gets around!

13) *Spills out box of matches onto floor* Quick! How many?
"Who cares? I only need one to burn down your webpage."

14) What exactly is up Judge Judy's ass?
"Tupac."
Tupac Sez: Oh! Now y'all got jokes huh? Buncha crackers!

15) We've been using The Thighmaster™. Can you see the difference?
"Amazing! Now try The Man Breast Master™!"
Are you flirting with us?
*Blush*

16) More comforting- Electric blanket or psychic friend?
"I once strangled a psychic friend with the cord from my electric blanket."

17) Are our afro wigs on straight?
"You mean you're NOT the Bob Ross triplets?"

18) Enough of our badgering. Would you like to ask us a question?
"Word! How y'all be sayin' "Night Of The Living Dead" in ebonics G?"
"Dead Nigga's Out Creepin' To The A.M."

19) How much do you regret accepting this interview?
"Not as much as visiting webpages that say... "And now a word from our sponsor"!"
Whattaya want for free?

20) Can we get a hug?
"Sure. They're only $2.50 on my webpage."
*Pooling cash* Hey, between the three of us we only have about $1.35. Can we at least getta handshake?

Hey! W-whattaya doin'? Put down that trowel! Ok forget the hug! C'mon now this aint funny! No wait... MOMMY! *ACK* *GURGLE* *CHOKE*

If ya wanna know more about Kyra, just do what the lil icon below sez, and if we were you (which thank Christ we are not) we'd make it snappy! She tends to get a lil trowel happy when kept waiting!