In our relentless
pursuit of
celebrities with balls, we contact hundreds of celebrities
monthly & beg for an interview, but usually they shun us
when
they see their names on the deathwish page. But we forge
ahead,
looking forward to the rare occasions when a star will
break the
stereotypical mold of the high-and-mighty brooding genius &
become the lowbrow everyman that they used to be before
they
became the worshipped icons of our popular culture. P.S.-
Don't
hold your breath.