Reasons why chocolate is better then sex
1. You can *get* chocolate most times.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can even have chocolate in front of your mother.
6. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate wont mind
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word *commitment* doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk/workbench without upsetting your workmates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting you face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in you mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate, there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20. With chocolate, size doesn't matter, it's always good.
21. You can go to sleep after chocolate and it won't mind. (-Super Turtle)
22. You don't have to wait twenty minutes after having chocolate to have it again. (-Super Turtle)
23. You can always be sure you're gonna get plenty of chocolate at Christmas. (-Super Turtle)
24. You can't get arrested for having chocolate in public. (-Super Turtle)
25. No one else has to be "in the mood" for you to enjoy chocolate. (-Super Turtle)
26. You can have as many chocolates as you want as the same time and they will not get jealous. (-Cochise)
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