He attacks from the sky, covering his enemies in smoke (we don't know where it comes from). After he blinds his foes, he zaps them with his death ray lasers, usually while drunk. Then he steals their cattle and mutilates it, performing a variety of insemination experiments before returning the carcasses back to earth. Yup, you've guessed it, it's ROsWeLL.

The Opener of the Beer

   After much investigation we managed to discover the secret to Claymore's sucess at Metal Knights. His manager, Mayan Dave, helps Claymore plan his strategies. He is very protective of his manager (a small, Kinder Surprise toy), and never lets it out of his site. And since Dave is Mayan, he is especially skilled at the Amazon map.

The Fetcher of the Beer

   The fools who have challenged the British Bulldog, have all faced the same fate. Whether destruction came from a devastating power slam, a decapitating clothesline, an awe inspiring vertical suplex, or the deadly bulldog. All opponents are left wallowing in their own juices, crying for their mommies, wishing the assault would just end.

The Opener of the Case

   An enormous opponent to face on the battlefield, occasionally he is the battlefield. He has been known to sit on opponents that are bothering him, crushing them instantly with his infamous move "The Booty Bomb". He is well known to horde resources, concealing them from foes in one of his many rolls. He goes by many names including Ghetto Booty, Fetus, and his more popular name, Kingsize.

The Purchaser of the Case

   Hmm, what can you say about Frank Rizzo. Kinda of a shady character, he likes to prank call people, pretending he's Pablo from Florida, some guy with a tennis ball in his ass, Tarbash the Egyptian magician, or anything he thinks of at the time. This guys so drunk, he's even forgotten to get reg'd.

The Returner of the Empties

   Striker444 is the newest member of our group. We think he is the 444th member of an elite striker group or something of the such. Or it could just be that 4 is his favourite number and the name Striker makes him feel powerful, cuz he really doesn't know how to play Metal Knights.