If your name appears on this list, you are DAMNED!

Wolf - 12/14/00 19:55:32 My Email:wolfdaddy99@nightmail.com Generation: unknown Clan: Malkavian Social Security Number: kiss off Credit Card Number: yeah right Mother's Maiden Name: why? Favorite Method of Suicide: Shotgun blast to the head

Comments: I fucked up on the first one I think we all suck.(HAHA)

Lawrence Wolffram - 12/14/00 19:37:35 My Email:wolfdaddy99@nightmail.com Generation: 4th Clan: Malkavian Favorite Method of Suicide: Shotgun blast to the head

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xellha - 11/27/00 00:51:39 My Email:xellha@msn.com Clan: no Social Security Number: go to hell Credit Card Number: no Mother's Maiden Name: shut up Favorite Method of Suicide: killing everyone i can until they finally kill me

Comments: have fun when you suck. oh, and have sex as much as possible. all the rest doesn't really matter.

- 09/28/00 09:57:11

Comments: its kiss this sky, dumb ass

Darkmoon - 06/24/00 02:01:58 My Email:beth_mulder@hotmail.com Generation: uuuuuhh, I don't know!!!!!!!!! Clan: DAMMIT! Malkavian, for Christ's sake!! can't you tell? you can't? even better! LOL Social Security Number: how about no Credit Card Number: fuck off Mother's Maiden Name: Lewis Favorite Method of Suicide: Slicing Wrists....but it won't work!!! why!!!!

Comments: uhhh....Funny as shit page dude!!!

Juggz - 05/02/00 03:24:10 My URL:http://angelfire.com/journal/juggysasylum My Email:juggalho@bolt.com Clan: haw haw Social Security Number: 6666666666666666 Credit Card Number: 696969696969696969 Mother's Maiden Name: Bob Favorite Method of Suicide: Poison

Comments: Clans really do suck

Ewan O'Malley - 03/11/00 21:53:00 Generation: 5th (lots of Diablerie) Clan: Lasombra Social Security Number: I'm Irish, I have no shuch lies in my life. Credit Card Number: Please. Mother's Maiden Name: Dead. Favorite Method of Suicide: Making someone realize that they fucked themselves over and killed their own family.

Comments: I think that the Ventrue are lame motherfuckers because they all try to act like food, I mean humans. And I think that the Toreador suck (no pun intended) because they hang out with the food. I think the Tremere are bastards because (other than the fact hat they truly are bastards) they destroyed the Salubri. I think that the Kuei-Jin are dumbasses because they're a bunch of arrogant soul eaters.

grovel - 03/03/00 01:48:01 My URL:http://hometown.aol.com/SpecialFXGoddess/Grovel.html My Email:grovel@werewolf.com Generation: 12 Clan: miztress raven sez grovel be malkavian Social Security Number: what dat be? Credit Card Number: grovel no allowed to have one Mother's Maiden Name: grovel no know. grovel ate his mommy Favorite Method of Suicide: grovel can't die. miztress raven say he imor.. immor.. immoral

Comments: grovle like alot. clans suck!.. we'z all suck cuz we is vampires.

Luis Ponce Leon - 01/13/00 19:14:35 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/gothicpoetry My Email:Luisponceleon@aol.com Generation: 5th Clan: Toreador Social Security Number: 66666666666666666666666666666666 Credit Card Number: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Mother's Maiden Name: I forgot Favorite Method of Suicide: choking on a lifesaver or pissing of a True Bruja, but my fav. of all is trying to dialborize an Assamite

Comments: Unlife is not a curse, its a blessing. Dont fuck with your elders or try to drink an Assamites, Nosferatu are all ugly pieces of shit that need to die, Loz is the most butiful woman on earth, but dont be a dumbass like I did and stare at her tits, oh and ot all toreadors are Fags eathier ok P.S this is kinda a givin but dont fuck with Cain

we are back Deridre roselynn etcc - 12/06/99 04:04:34 My Email:13Stars13@ looksmart.com

Comments: I screwed up my address the 1st time. Dam it!

Delilah-Rose, Deridre', Sariah, or Roselynn I'm not quite sure right this second - 12/06/99 04:02:29 My Email:13Star13@looksmart.com Generation: 5th I think maybe I don't even Exsist ! huh? Clan: Malkavain "Yes I'm" No I'm not" " Don't listen to them there crazies" Social Security Number: 136661366613666-711-911 Credit Card Number: Dam you I don't have! ..Wait I do, I stole it it's good for slitting throats Mother's Maiden Name: Do YoU ReAlY GiVe A FlYiNg FuCk? Favorite Method of Suicide: The Lisssst is TOooooo Long. ..... How about killing my self with toooo much sex

Comments: Temere suck! Gangrels suck! Vetures suck! The Sabbat sucks! Everyone SucKS!!!!! Except for Cain and Malkav cause I want to die but I want to keep coming back Dam it! The meaning of life is NOT FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 4th gen.Gerbiels grow in to werewovles! I HAte Werewolves THE MOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Die!!!!!!!!!1 Die!!!!!! Die! Die! Little Jack Honner sat in a cornner screwing a shit filled pie suck in his thumb pulled out a gernade BooM!!!!!!!! Little JaCk Die! he he -Deridre - love you hate you I can't see you can't see me I'llmail you a MaLK FrIeNdlY DeAtH Threat so Ok? -Deridre -Sariah, -Delililah-Rose -Roselynn ( pick one how the hell should I know how I am if you dont? Huh? Huh?)

Drin - 11/08/99 14:50:09 My Email:Drin0000@yahoo.com Generation: 4th Clan: Bogatyr Credit Card Number: fuck off Mother's Maiden Name: satan Favorite Method of Suicide: others assisted

Comments: Not bad for a freak

Kristen - 09/30/99 19:02:06 My URL:http://community.webtv.net/Tom_Green_Rocks/KristensCrazyTom My Email:Tom_Green_Rocks@webtv.net Favorite Method of Suicide: NOT!!!!!

Comments: Cool site!!!!

Cassendre - 07/24/99 19:39:37 My Email:Cassendre13@usa.net Generation: 3rd Clan: Satanic Army Social Security Number: 666 Credit Card Number: 666 666 666 Mother's Maiden Name: Ramirez Favorite Method of Suicide: Overdose of drugs

Comments: There is no Beast without Cruelty!!!!!!!!! Friedrich Nietzsche Miror miror on the wall Shouldst not grave pleasure be my all? For if I shall seethy will be done grant me the Witchcraft of thy tongue. A renowned blasphemer, this libertine now goes as far as to deflower then crucify young virgins, leaving them to suffer the agonies of the damned as carrion for ravens and other less picky nightcrawlers... Dani Filth DIE BLUTGRAFIN HEROINE GRAUENS

ZdSa - 06/18/99 23:42:38 My URL:http://www.yahho.com My Email:asad@yahho Generation: asdas Clan: aasd Social Security Number: 133 Credit Card Number: 123 45 5645 Mother's Maiden Name: sdafdffsd Favorite Method of Suicide: asdd

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Jax Dante - 06/09/99 08:33:42 My Email:sheh@excite.co.uk Clan: Brujah Favorite Method of Suicide: pissing of a werewolf

Comments: This is a crap site. The only good bit about it was the poll. The Tremere are bastards. And so are you. You piece of crap.

baptista - 04/21/99 15:07:42 My Email:nope Generation: new Clan: yours Social Security Number: 666 Credit Card Number: yeah Mother's Maiden Name: manson Favorite Method of Suicide: taking a whole economy sized-bottle of aspirin and letting the pores open in my face and blood pouring out of them

Comments: hi steve

Hungarian Porch Monkey - 04/02/99 16:03:10 Generation: 0st Clan: Porch Monkey Social Security Number: ???-!!!-żżżż Credit Card Number: 01010101010101010--it's binary Mother's Maiden Name: in her native tounge--baaaa Favorite Method of Suicide: diablarie by lab rat

Comments: ((((((((((((((((((((((poop)))))))))))))))))))))

ż M@d H@tter ? - 04/02/99 15:53:29 My Email:marauder_x@hotmail.com Generation: 4th Clan: malKaVIan, BrUJah, It'S All THe SamE TO Meż? Social Security Number: żżżżżżżżżżżGone fishing... Credit Card Number: Why yes it is... Mother's Maiden Name: that too... Favorite Method of Suicide: a nice martinee and a leasurely drive down the sidewalk...

Comments: I once saw a purple elephant, I tried to catch it but it got away. That was the saddest day of my life. I got over it but I still have emotional scars. OH YA!!! opossums taste like bubble gum that's been sitting around for a few millenium... =)

Wolfe - 04/02/99 15:52:39 My Email:chromium_dragon@hotmail.com Generation: 4th Clan: Lasombra Credit Card Number: 000-000-000-1 Mother's Maiden Name: butch Favorite Method of Suicide: belly flopping off a 100 story building

Comments: . . . Personnally, I'd rather suck the snot from a witch's nose until her forehead caves in than slide down a thousand foot razorblade and fall into a pool of iodine, but that's just my thoughts, what are yours???

Davian The Vent, True! - 02/05/99 10:15:44 My Email:pietho@iaml.net Generation: 8th Clan: Malkavian Social Security Number: 0000-000-0001 Credit Card Number: I'm too much of a loser to have a credit card. Mother's Maiden Name: Satan Favorite Method of Suicide: Draino

Comments: Hey, how are you? Who are you? Why are you? And, most importantly, Which part of the elephant did you get?

Tiger's Tail - 01/18/99 00:28:41 Generation: Dharma 2 Clan: Howl of the devil tiger Social Security Number: the dead need on ID Credit Card Number: nore do they need money Mother's Maiden Name: Mai Chan Favorite Method of Suicide: greeting the sun as it rots away my demon

Comments: Cainites are the unatural progeny of a mad farmer. You never should have been and if you come to the lands of the Kuei-Jin, it will be as such. Our cosins the Ravanos know our ways and only they are safe. Now I must continue on the path of my dharma, m victom is bleeding on the carpet.

Richard A Kruzel Jr. - 12/11/98 03:49:32 My Email:ckskrk@aol.com Generation: 6th Clan: Toreador Social Security Number: 030-60-8383 Mother's Maiden Name: jimbo Favorite Method of Suicide: death

Comments: Ma always said never play pool with you own balls.

Richard A Kruzel Jr. - 12/11/98 03:49:31 My Email:ckskrk@aol.com Generation: 6th Clan: Toreador Social Security Number: 030-60-8383 Mother's Maiden Name: jimbo Favorite Method of Suicide: death

Comments: Ma always said never play pool with you own balls.

*********** - 11/04/98 21:46:58 My Email:switchbladehonky@hotmail.com

Comments: your shit sucks you mansin lovin fuk fag.

Raven the flame of silence - 10/27/98 18:28:43 My Email:ravenwing79@hotmail.com Generation: 5th Clan: assamite Social Security Number: 395-69-0666 Mother's Maiden Name: Blood Favorite Method of Suicide: having millions of bugs ate me alive while straped to the floor and with a axe falling slowly to my arms and legs!!!!

Comments: I am the master of Quietus and thamaturgy blood fire and spirit.

jessica and emily (cain, you know me) - 10/20/98 22:08:27 My Email:zimzum6935@aol.com Clan: whatever Social Security Number: 54734q5i25972429084375 Credit Card Number: 75484-76355484856-fjfdjf Mother's Maiden Name: uh, uh, uh, Lewinsky Favorite Method of Suicide: hari kerri

Comments: hi cain. i know you. do you know me? i know you know me. do you know yourself? see ya later. jessica and emily

10/18/98 11:14:04

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks

none - 10/06/98 12:38:38 My Email:none Generation: none Clan: none Social Security Number: none Credit Card Number: none Mother's Maiden Name: none Favorite Method of Suicide: none

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none - 10/06/98 12:36:37 My Email:none Generation: none Clan: none Social Security Number: none Credit Card Number: none Mother's Maiden Name: none Favorite Method of Suicide: none

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none - 10/06/98 12:35:02 My Email:none Generation: none Clan: none Social Security Number: none Credit Card Number: none Mother's Maiden Name: none Favorite Method of Suicide: none

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none - 10/06/98 12:34:21 My Email:none Generation: none Clan: none Social Security Number: none Credit Card Number: none Mother's Maiden Name: none Favorite Method of Suicide: none

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none - 10/06/98 12:32:07 My Email:none Generation: none Clan: none Social Security Number: none Credit Card Number: none Mother's Maiden Name: none Favorite Method of Suicide: none

Comments: nice page

Bruno - 09/23/98 08:39:47

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Damien Ma;laki - 09/12/98 04:45:36 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/co/tropicalhell My Email:inferno666@hotmail.com Generation: 9th Clan: Malkavian Social Security Number: 000000013 Credit Card Number: 666 Mother's Maiden Name: who Favorite Method of Suicide: swallowing diamond dust is always fun

Comments: I am Malkavian, I am me! You are you, the mirror can see! The crack on my face, the crack in your head, pretty soon, we'lll all be dead! I am Malkavian, I am GOD! I am the damned, beaten by the DOG! I look in your mind, and see the black! You can't look into to mine, I've run away, but I'll be back! -Damien Malaki-

Curt - 09/05/98 13:12:48 My Email:alienskyz@aol.com Favorite Method of Suicide: Slicing of the wrist

Comments: Yes...uhmmm...yes

Melissa - 08/31/98 17:27:49 My URL:http://http://home.talkcity.com/HarmonyCt/gen/index.html My Email:gen_missy@hotmail.com Generation: 7th Clan: Assimite Social Security Number: i don't think soooooo Credit Card Number: it's not under this name :-p Mother's Maiden Name: Tempest hehe Favorite Method of Suicide: Sliting wrists

Comments: rad page! And i totally agree that the concept of a clan bites the big one.

Kate - 08/21/98 14:13:38 My Email:ravnangel@hotmail.com Generation: 11th Clan: Tremere Favorite Method of Suicide: :: evil grin ::

Comments: I have no idea what is up with that quiz Tremere KICK ASS ! (I would also like to mention you didnt have anything on your site about independant clans like Ravnos or Set .)

Andy Merrell - 08/19/98 22:33:55 My URL:http://members.theglobe.com/andreaus/ My Email:Andreaus@hotmail.com Generation: 11 Clan: MaLKaVian Social Security Number: 666-12-3456 Credit Card Number: 2110-1234-6464-666 Mother's Maiden Name: Captin Kook Favorite Method of Suicide: Provoking people

Comments: Clans suck because they form clans to descriminate and descriminating sucks, just like vaccumes, they have many diffrent kinds of vaccumes and they all discriminate against eachother because they suck and are in clans.

brandon - 08/16/98 06:18:00 My Email:BLOK9@AOL Favorite Method of Suicide: TOASTER-BATH

Comments: FREAKY!

me - 08/11/98 18:19:46 My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/nolabel/flowerchild60 My Email:dr_pepper40@hotmail.com

Comments: i have 3 awards. you have 3 awards. our awards are the same. coincidence? i think not.

Henok - 07/26/98 08:21:16 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/6271/index.html Clan: Nosferatu Favorite Method of Suicide: Wooden stick through my heart

Comments: Thanks for signing my guestbook! Visit often and i willvisit yours!

Usuck goat cock - 07/12/98 10:51:25 Generation: What the fuck is your problem Clan: Your Momma's Snach Social Security Number: 66666666666666666666666666 Credit Card Number: 4134629333827 Mother's Maiden Name: MClean Favorite Method of Suicide: SEX with your mother's dildo

Comments: I'm here because u told a friend of mine that his page sucks so I'm telling you that u have know life a why do u have kiddy porn on this page chuck's warped mind rules dipshit.

Blue - 07/11/98 05:45:50 Clan: satanic army Favorite Method of Suicide: razor

Comments: satan forgives you for your stupidity but can you forgive yourself?

"Cheese Mistress" aka Jessica - 07/09/98 23:09:45 My Email:zimzum6935@aol.com Clan: of the cave bear Social Security Number: have no clue Credit Card Number: don't have one Mother's Maiden Name: Dover (her first name is ben) Favorite Method of Suicide: sharp things, pills, and FiRe FiRe FiRe

Comments: Steven, you are brilliant!! you kick ass dude! remember the cheese! the cheese cannot go wrong!! later dude!!! --Jessica/Zero/Govinda/Cheese (Sidvinda Rulz)

Guenevere Angeles de las Almas - 07/04/98 02:22:25 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Leoandra/index.html My Email:leoandra@aol.com Generation: Mother Clan: Family: Angeles de las Almas Social Security Number: f*ck off Credit Card Number: opps I put that in my SS number Mother's Maiden Name: is that the thing that calls me and screams in my ear? Favorite Method of Suicide: slowly. . ..

Comments: crying is such a shame when you can beat the sh*t out of someone. . . .whoa got to lay of the drugs.

Valtori - 06/16/98 02:01:23 Generation: 6th Ha Ha Clan: Ventrue Social Security Number: I'll never retire Credit Card Number: I want; I take Favorite Method of Suicide: Hara Kiri

Comments: You are a disgrace to inhumankind! You flaunt your crazy, inane, Malkavian bullshit in respectable inhuman beings faces!(like mine!) I am proud to know you, shithead!

Gladius Wolfe - 06/09/98 17:19:36 Generation: 6th Clan: Gangrel Social Security Number: Don't have one ( Its cleaner that way) Credit Card Number: cash is so much easier... don't you agree. Favorite Method of Suicide: Traveling with your sorry ass

Comments: What is there to say about your page, Cain. Its warped, hypocritical, and mocking. But, I knew I could expect nothing less from you. I see one flaw however. To be truly great this site should focus more on me, the one who's keeping you alive to write your silly ramblings. Still despite great reservations I have to admit that it "Doesn't suck."

malkam - 05/28/98 06:54:39 My Email:malkamq@aol.com Generation: mine, yours, theirs... all of 'em are around Clan: guess.... nope! you're wrong! I'm malkavian, not setite... sheesh... inheritor too Social Security Number: .42995 Credit Card Number: p0sh Mother's Maiden Name: lilli... umm... lilly... yeah, that'll do... Favorite Method of Suicide: dropping torches into large leaky troughs of lamp oil placed over more lamp oil and on which I am standing

Comments: I haven't any... Oh my, I never seem to have any comments, do I? No, that was a rhetorical question. You weren't s'posed to answer it! arg!! Sometimes, just knowing the truth is the way, but sometimes I must become the truth... and that is rather odd.. Oh yeah, I am also a little kitty pooka. that too. ta

Moon, no... Eclipse - 05/09/98 23:40:45 Generation: 8th and dropping!! Clan: Toreador... oh sorry, Nosferatu. Oh shit! I meant Malkavian Mother's Maiden Name: Mom was never a maiden Favorite Method of Suicide: Mind-fucking Garou (Command: Sit, Fetch, Roll over. Summon: Here boy!)

Comments: SociEty is a sham! DoWn with government, up wiTh Chickenism. ReligiOn is just a wAy for Joe Shit to cOpe with anythinG that doesn't fIt in his 9-5 liFe or go down witH his beEr! he trys To tell himself thaT his wife isN't fucking the milKman, that thE wor d isn'T too fillEd with garbage to survive aNother 40 years, tHat his 2.5 chilDren are still vIrgins and that hIs brother isn't a druG pushing fAg!! No ofFense to homoseXuals. Oh ya, nice site too.

Heather - 04/25/98 23:30:01 My URL:http://www,oocities.com/SoHo/Coffeehouse/5201 My Email:hjm1@keene.edu Generation: 5th Clan: Torredor Social Security Number: III VI IV XI L C IV XII Credit Card Number: DASI-JFIS-OLKJ-POFJ Mother's Maiden Name: Dracul Favorite Method of Suicide: Living

Comments: Well, you are certainly opinionated aren't you? Interesting... very interesting...

Lady Cyra - 04/07/98 13:47:56 My Email:LadyCyra@yahoo.com Generation: I'm not telling Clan: Yes Social Security Number: 048-75-1876 Credit Card Number: 1678-98000-000089 Mother's Maiden Name: Hailiey Favorite Method of Suicide: Drugs duhh

Comments: I have to comment! Ok well instead of carpe diem or somethin you should have put carpe noctom and stuff, hence the whole vampyric nite thing. ummm, oh yeah I liked you site, but the person pulling my strings is being annoying and trying to make me write b d things so bye.

Morihei - 03/16/98 21:54:59 My URL:http://j0ne.home.ml.org My Email:jon.selin@uppsala.mail.telia.com Generation: 11th Clan: malkav Social Security Number: *uuuhhh* dunno Credit Card Number: number? credit card? Mother's Maiden Name: mother? Favorite Method of Suicide: come on,,,, gimme a brake,,,

Comments: fucking dork,,, you're page suchs fatass,,, Note from Cain - Sentences end with periods not COMMAS!

Esoteric P Schizophrenia - 03/16/98 05:03:16 My URL:http://pages.prodigy.net/rbmd/esoteric My Email:sinnersix@hotmail.com Generation: 7th Clan: Toreador... hehe Social Security Number: 976 - MALK Credit Card Number: 1-800-GOT-MILK Mother's Maiden Name: The letters M, Z and P Favorite Method of Suicide: Pranking a Brujah

Comments: Rowina Rowina, where the fuck is my chicken Rowina? It is in your hair that engulfs your underaged drinkers' shoes! Oh.. hmm... Have had another child, sent it yesterday, will arrive tomorrow, call it cynthia, DON'T PANIC. Thanks for calling, Bob, tell hi what he's won!