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You pick up the ninth scroll from the ground. The ancient vellum has inscribed on it messages from adventurers like yourself who posted notes on the notice board in times past. The spectral minion who guards the board room has transferred these old notes to the scroll to keep these messages for posterity.
You read the scroll, showing messages from December 1998 and January 1999:
Name: Rauko
Referred by: From Genesis
From: Kalaman
Message Date: Tuesday, 5 January 1999
Comments:
I have heard tell that the armies will be opening very soon, in fact as soon as
everyone agrees that the guild is good:-)
And I certainly hope that they do, because its getting boring without the evil
fighting guilds.
Rauko, Thane of the Neidar and Minstrel of the Night
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Name: Artemis
Referred by: From Geocities
Message Date: Tuesday, 5 January 1999
Comments:
Hey, Dep… loved your story about Bast! What is happening with the rest of the kill logs?
Last time I posted I asksed about Xar’s death… well, I heard a little more, so I though I would let you people know what happened!
Apparatntly Xar was killing in the orc camp near Bree, when a mage called Trenagin turned up. The mage didn’t like a ranger messing around in the camp, so he stole all of Xar’s money.
Xar didn’t like this so he chased after Trenagin and ran into him on a boat. Being the fool that Xar is, he attacked Trenagin where neither of them could flee… Trenagin toasted Xar’s scrawny little ass quick smart.
The really sad part is the rumor that Trenagin was punished by Stern for killing Xar… I mean, Xar is a ranger, right? And he was killing in the mage camp? Go figure!
Anyway, it was a very funny story and shows how stupid Xar is.
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Name: Ceweaw gogog
Referred by: From Genesis
From: nowway
Message Date: Friday, 1 January 1999
Comments:
Deppie, ya pawge rokks!
Tha stowy about Fanaticas neaw-death waz me and adwathow *sob*
wong time zince me been hewe now..
gotta wead a lot of notz
Zugzug, I still hate ya gutz fow awmost punishing me! May ya wetiwe in hell
may dwa Awmy live along in ouw heawts
Ceweaw Guggug of da Fang
Ex-standawd beawew of da Mighty Awmy
who unfowtunawtedly newew will be in da wealms of genesis anymowe.
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Name: Bruce Lee
Referred by: From Genesis
From: Gont
Message Date: Thursday, 24 December 1998
Comments:
Hiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaa!
Monks rule. If my priests weren't neutral, we would rule from our mountain top over all who wish to test our power...
Bruce Lee, Dragondude.
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Name: Jasmine
Message Date: Thursday, 24 December 1998
Comments:
It’s Christmas time, which is a time for goodwill to all.
That means that we shouldn’t be mean to anyone, even to people like the rather youthful Mage Killer guy.
I’d like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
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Name: Zugzug Zolraag
Referred by: From Geocities
Message Date: Wednesday, 23 December 1998
Comments:
All I really have to say, is that although Angmar Army may have been disbanded, and now we all have gone on, it is GODDAMN FUN to look at those old kill logs. And of course, special thanks to Dep, for keeping the place alive.
Zugzug Zolraag,
ex-Final Judge of the Army of Angmar,
Hardcore Worshipper of Hiddukel since diapers,
temporarily retired.
That's right, knights, I will come back to haunt you all once again some day. :)
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Name: Susan
From: Calia
Message Date: Wednesday, 23 December 1998
Comments:
Don’t you just hate jerks like this so-called ‘mage-killer’ guy? I don’t like the mages, but I don’t think that someone who barely managed to kill a newbie mage should really be running around shooting off his mouth like that.
The poor little boy probably got frustrated when his girlfriend dumped him, so he had to resort to posting feeble little messages which litter up these pages.
You have a fun site here, Dep, but comments from people like ‘mage-killer’ definitely detract from it.
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Name: Cherek Whiteguard
Referred by: From Genesis
From: Solamnia
Message Date: Monday, 22 December 1998
Comments:
Hiya
After the army closed, I never bothered to visit these pages, but I must say you did a great job keeping the army alive Deproelius.
I only wish those new evil-aligned guilds will open soon, not that I want a new war, but the realms need some balance.
Where are those stories from the war by the way? Its quite interesting to read, they're not here or I got lost in the bushes? :)
Cherek Whiteguard
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Name: Locklear
Referred by: From Genesis
Message Date: Monday, 21 December 1998
Comments:
Hail from the East!
Re Mage killer: *snicker* I am never unprepared, as I don't trust anyone (another common trait of Morgul Mages). But bring it on anyway, it has been some time since I have had a good laugh over someone attacking me *pat Javelin*.
Re Artemis: Xar died because he made one little mistake. He attacked a Morgul
Mage of some skill. Details I am prepared to give out are that he died rather
swiftly, and in a great deal of pain. You'd think that by his age, he would have learnt by now *mlaugh*.
As for who mage killer is, who knows? Who cares? I certainly don't. He is an
amusing, albeit pathetic, little jester, whose entire existence revolves around providing entertainment for us on this board.
Until next, go in shadows...
Locklear, the Last Numenorian.
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Name: Artemis
Referred by: From Geocities
Message Date: Monday, 21 December 1998
Comments:
Just a thought, but maybe this mage-killer guy is actually Xar, pissed at his death at the hand of a mage?
By the way, does anybody have any more info on Xar’s death? I would love to know more.
Thanks,
Artemis
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Having read the scroll, you drop it back in the pile, where the spectral minion places it in the right location. Now you can return your attention to the board room.
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