100% Pure Whoop Ass!!!!


OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

"Stone Cold, Stone Cold says so right now, Owen Hart! I'm not going to listen to the doctors, I'm not going to wear this piece of crap they gave me. The fact that you dropped me on my head last night, don't mean a damn thing to me! The fact of the matter was you were too stupid to cover me when you had the chance! The bottom line is you're a loser, Owen Hart. Not because I say you are, but because it runs through your veins, 'cause your mom and dad gave that to you, and can't nothing I do about that! Tonight I truly will, open up a can of whoop-ass and show you exactly what Austin 3:16 means, and that's the bottom line!!!"
-Stone Cold--Summer '97

"Well, it really doesn't make a difference to me who my partner is. And Shawn Michaels says he's not 100% and I know how that is b/c I ain't been 100% for the last damn year! And Mankind talks about taking drastic measures. he can talk all he wants because getting out of BED every morning is a drastic measure for me! The bottom line is there ain't no way, no way I'm leaving San Antonio without the world tag team title belts and that's the bottom line!"
-On RAW Summer '97

"You’re a piece of garbage! You don’t deserve to be in the same ring with Stone Cold, much less the same state! What I’m gonna do is forfeit the match right now son.I’m gonna forfeit the match out of the goodness of my heart, because I’m in a good mood today! Years from now, you can say to your kids: I was fortunate enough to beat Stone Cold in a match, a forfeit no less, but it was a win! The question I’m gonna ask you: Are gonna accept the forfeit? Or am I gonna have to go a head and stomp your little guts in?"
-Austin's proposal to Aldo Montoya.

"Kane can go ahead and light himself on fire, and you can bet that Stone Cold Steve Austin will bring all the marshmellows, all the hot dogs, and all the beers and watch your ass burn! And if I see you start to go out, you can bet your bottom dollar that Stone Cold will be there to throw another log on the fire!"
-Stone Cold to Kane b4 the first blood match -Summer '98

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