EarthBound Profiles


13 years old and saving the world.. who IS this guy?

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Slightly curious, a man hands you a book with an elaborate cover.

"This book tells of the four heroes who recently saved the world," he claims. "Perhaps you might find it interesting to read about them." With a smile, he says, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go work on my new dungeon."

You start to thank him, but he has already disapeared. Staring at the snow covered ground, you see a small blue card, with the following enscribed on it:

Brickroad: Dungeon Man Extraordinaire!
(555) 555-5555

You stare at it, confused. You shrug, and flip open the book.


Ness Williams 
Age: 13
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 102 lb
Home: Onett
Weapon of Choice: Baseball Bat
Weakness: Homesickness
Profile: The leader of the group. A big meteorite smashed
into a hill nea Onett. When he went with his trusty dog and 
*weak* friend, he was chosen by Buzz Buz to stop the force known
 as Giygas. He possesses a lot of HP and good stength, and his
 PSI isn't bad either. Unfortunetly, he loves his family a 
little too much, and sometimes he'll wish to be home.. a quick
call home should fix that in a jiffy!

Paula Wycome 
Age: 14
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 105 lb
Home: Twoson
Weapon of Choice: Frying Pan
Weakness: Low HP
Profile: After being kidnapped by Pokey and some other 
evil dudes, she uses her amazing psychic powers to get Ness to 
cross Peaceful Rest Valley to reach Happy Happy Valley and rescue
her. Her PSI powers are amazing, and she can pray to use random
techniques. Unfortunetly, her Vitality is terrible, and she 
probably won't even defeat Giygas with over 300 HP. HER PSI 
shield protects from Magic, while Poo and Ness have a regular
attack-blocking shield.

Jeff Andonuts 
Age: 13
Height: 4' 8"
Weight: 114 lb
Home: Winters
Weapon of Choice: Laser Gun!
Weakness: No PSI Powers
Profile: After being locked away under a tombstone, Ness
 and Paula (well, okay, just Paula) use (uses) their (her) PSI 
powers to convince Jeff to head south to Threed. It's a long
journey, but Jeff makes it and saves them. He has no PSI powers,
but he greatly makes up for them with his machinery skills. He
can fix broken machines and make them AWESOME attacking weapons.
Use yer IQ Capsules on him-although you gain more PP per level, 
it's not worth missing out on his awesome weapons.

Poo Dalaam 
Age: 15
Height: 5' 4"
Weight: 96 lb
Home: Dalaam
Weapon of Choice: ..fists. :) And Sword.
Weakness: Can only equip 4 items O_O
Profile: This part was hard to understand, but, eh. Ness
ate some delicious Magic Cake, which allowed him to see a dream.
In the dream, Poo completed his training and teleported to 
Summers. As it turns out, it was no dream! He then joined the 
group. Poo can Mirror the enemy, turning into the enemy! It's
sort of unaccurate, but for enemies, like the Nuclear Robots, he
can use that Full-Cure oil change thingy. Poo is also pretty good
at PSI. PSI Starstorm, whoo!

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