Quotes

*****Quotes Made By Me*****

"Only you can stop the pimping"

"As addictive as air"

*****Quotes Not Made By Me*****

"Lord Dimwit Flathead the Excessive: The empire simply did not have enough money to build [the new continent] Lord Dimwit, never satisfied proposed adopting everyone in the Kingdom and telling them he'd cut off their allowances." - Encyclopedia Frobozzica.

"Paranoia is just Reality at a higher resolution." - Lord High Binary

"And Sektor spoke and said unto the people: Hey buttwipe, hand me the cheezeos." - LHB

"I keep hearing a rumor going around about something called sleep. It's supposed to be some form of planned unconsciousness. Personlly it sounds overrated." - LHB

"Goodness gratious... great, my balls are on fire!" - John Garside

"Strange bizarre, and yet twisting!" - John Garside

*****Quotes From Games*****

>-Baldur's Gate-<

Person 1) At last, someone who looks like they could be of some assistance. The assorted boobs and dimwits around here have been very little help.

Person 2) I'm afraid you've mistaken us for someone else. I'm Dimwit, this is my good friend Boob, and behind me you'll find Brainless and Moron. How do you do?