| INSPIRATION : A COLLECTION OF HEARTWARMING QUOTATIONS TO MELT THE BRAIN | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11/20 Oh, yeah! The new manager at Leon's got a subscription to the crappy quote magazine! I'm rollin' in quotes! In other news, viewership of my page remains mysteriously consistent. As a reward, here's a link. Well, I didn't say it was good... at any rate, these are allegedly politically related. |
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| 1. "Don't vote for green power or black power... vote for brainpower." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| To Which I Say: Good thinking... special interest groups should all go to hell anyway, so brainpower's probably a safer bet than either of the above. On a side note, openly admitting this sort of thing is tantamount to political suicide. Just look at that poor, stupid hick lady out in Winnepeg who let something slip about a so-called Asian Invasion of the Canadian university system. Statistical reality notwithstanding, that was a really stupid thing to say. Regardless of whether she's in a riding comprised of hicks, there's just no way you can, or should, make that sort of remark. Oh, well. One fewer potential victory for Little Hitler... Or should I say Doris Day? Go vote for his name change at www.22minutes.com. You'll be glad you did. |
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| Yeah.. .you freakin' tree huggers. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2. "I do not practice politics. I have other good habits also." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| To which I say: Gotta love pundits. Especially ancient ones. This particular fellow invented the word poppycock sometime in the 19th century, in case you care. I know I don't. |
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| Intrepid baby is now the hapless thrall of the flipper kid, who is using him in a fiendish scheme to peddle flippers. When reached for comment in the coral gulag of south Mexico, Intrepid Baby was heard to mutter an incoherent string of babble, laced with expletives. |
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| 3. "Be honest. Be sincere." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| To Which I Reply: Be uncool... yes, be awkward! Don't look in the obvious place... the soul needs beautiful a soulmate... Or whatever the hell he says there. |
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| You have a cautionary example... don't buy the freakin' flippers no matter how honest, sincere, uncool, or awkward you are. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4. "Goodbye! " - Calvin Coolidge, on a train pulling unexpectedly away from the group of people assembled to hear his speech. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| To Which I Say: Brevity: Nature's candy, or the soul of wit? You decide. ..Dang, I'm just not trying. |
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