The crew stood, taken in by Sephiroth’s mighty evil presence.
“Hey, Cloud!” Cid whispered from the back of the crowd.
“What is it?” He replied
“Well, I thought THIS planet was Earth.”
“I don’t think so, Cid. However powerful sephiroth is, he can’t crash a planet into ITSELF.”
“Oh......Right.....Okay.”
“Uhhhh.....Cloud” Cid carried on.
“What now, Cid.”
“If this isn’t Earth, what planet are we on?”
“Well, you see, Cid.................To be honest, I don’t know.”
“Didn’t that guy in Cosmo Canyon tell ya? You know, uhhh.....Bugenhagen.”
“I don’t think he told me........Barret, do you know what planet this is?”
“Dam’ Shinra!” yelled Barret.

“Enough talk, Momma’s boy” Yelled Yuffie. “Come get some!”. Yuffie dashed toward sephiroth brandishing her shuriken. Sephiroth outstretched his hand, and a burst of light fired from his palm, knocking Yuffie to the ground.
“Ha Ha Ha Ha. You pathetic humans!” Cackled Sephiroth, looking at the dumbstruck crowd.
“Hey, sephiroth” Shouted Aeris. “ I AM AN ANCIENT.” Sephiroth ignored her, and instead floated up and span in mid-air.
“And now, I must leave.” Laughed Sephiroth. “But Mother will stay here, to keep you company!”
JENOVA appeared, and howled loudly, before falling to her knees and crying.
“You try to raise them as best as you can!” She blubbed. “But what do they do? You teach them good, honest, evil values on how to hate their fellow men, and once they concont their evil plans, they forget about you! I taught him all I know, and now all he does is use me as a handy tool of distraction to make a quick getaway!” JENOVA continued to cry, and fell to the floor in tears. The group looked at her and made their way back to Cloud’s chocobo.
“I blame the parents” Mumbled Tifa.

Back at Avalanche headquarters, the group sat around a table discussing their plan, or lack of one.
“So we’re doomed” Said Aeris casually.
“No way!” retorted Cloud, slamming his fists on the table. “We’re never doomed.
We beat sephiroth before, and we can do it again! For the planet, right Barret?”
“Dam’ Shinra!” Barret yelled before throwing himself to the floor and giggling.
“Anyway” Said Cait Sith “We are doomed. Nothing on this planet could beat Sephiroth. We only fluked last time!”
“Stop being so negative. Cloud’s right, we can beat him again” said Tifa.
“Your opinion doesn’t count, Tifa” Said Yuffie “You always agree with Cloud. You make me sick. Whatever happened to feminism?” Tifa and Yuffie continued to argue.
“Ladies, stop it!” Growled Red XIII “I have a plan. Nothing on THIS planet can stop Sephiroth, but if we got to Earth and explained ourselves, they may be able to help.”
“And how exactly do we get to earth?” Asked Vincent. Cid got up. “We build a rocket!”
“How could we afford that?” Asked Aeris.
“I have a lot of money” Said Cait sith. “Between bleeding money out of failing compulsive gamblers, and Reeve’s huge embezzlements from Shinra, I’m practically a Trillionaire.”
“But how do we build a rocket? We don’t know how!” Asked Aeris, determined to find a flaw in the plan.
“Well.....I could do it.” Added Vincent. “In case you’d forgotten, I spent a lot of time at the Shinra mansion, and that basement has a lot of books!”
“Then we go to Earth, and find a tool to stop Sephiroth’s evil power!” Summerised Cloud.
“Yeah, looks like it.” Mumbled Red XIII.

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