“Wanted!” The flyers read, “Fictional heroes and superheroes to defeat insane evil genius with world domination plan. If interested call 555-MACHO or call at 76b Carlton St.”
“This’ll do it!” Said Cloud, pasting the final flyer to the wall of a nearby building. “Now all we do is wait.”

Sephiroth drew his Masamune and ripped a flyer from the wall. As he read it.
He began to Laugh maniacally.
“Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! These pathetic Humans think they can band together to defeat me? I shall destroy their kind, and then command their Planets with the power of the ancients!!!!”
With that he crushed the flyer in his hand, tossed it to one side, and continued down the street.

Cloud strolled up and down, examining the line of “Heroes” they had collected.
He looked at them one by one, examining them casually, while wondering why the hell he had suggested this idea. The “Incredible fighting force” they had imagined consisted of Mr T, Luke Skywalker, and a Sam beckett stunt-double.
“O.K so we’re going to die.” Said Cloud with his head in his hands.
“Yup.” Added Cid.
“Don’t worry, guys” Said Tifa. “We can get through.....”
“SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP” Said Aeris. “We ARE going to die!”
“We have one option...” Said Vincent.
The crew looked at him expectantly.
“But I dont know what it is!” Continued Vincent. Vincent began to giggle, while the others glared at him painfully.
“No, really. We have ONE option.” He continued.
“Which is?” Asked Cait Sith through gritted teeth.
“Well, if we........”
His sentence was cut short when Sephiroth dropped through the ceiling of their hideout.
“Save it.” He said Maniacally.
“So, at last, I have found you. My plan shall go forward, and I shall rule the planet as a god!”
The crew stood, staring blankly at him.
“Now, I shall continue my mother’s legacy!” Sephiroth Bellowed.
The Crew sighed, and moved into their fighting stances.

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