Katy and Soozie

DEAR LORD! The eyes of the frog peering at you from the inky black void! Nobody should have to see this! Let's try to avoid this initial image and take time to review a bit...this is an anti-drug packet given out to innocent 4th graders in their Reading class! Now *that's* just wrong! This is suppose to encourage kids to say no to drugs, and what better way to do so than ta make the title in trippy acid-induced letters? And also..eh..I..mustn't look..at the frog ....I CAN'T HELP IT! NOOOO!! WHY, SOOZIE? WHY ARE YOU SATAN??

I won't be able to do this alone... if I want to get past the cover page, I'll need some help. Luckily, my friend Aria is gonna be my co-commentator for this bit! Just repeat to yourselves....they're only pictures...
t h e y ' r e o n l y p i c t u r e s . . .

Aria?

Your host said more than I possibly ever could about this, but left out one important detail: shouldn't the phrase "We're teaming up for your good health" be a COMFORTING phrase? If it's supposed to be so, why am I hiding in the basement with a shotgun and some molotovs?

Well, now that we've seen what we're up against, let us journey into the land of the Crack Roo and the Devil Frog to see what evils await us...