WHAT LIES WITHIN
THE INSIDE COVER
Spider-handed kangaroos for a drug-free America!
THAT HORRIBLE FROG'S EYES AGAIN! I don't think the 'roo likes that sight much either, she looks kinda scared. Now, so far they've laid out a nice list of what they'd like to cover--drugs, medicine, and good health. Sounds good to m--woah wait a second! "...so let's color." What the?  Aw well... nothing says "I don't do drugs" like two demons asking you to color their bland, grey world...
Hmmm.  It appears Soozie is the hideous result of illegal experiments combining a Jamaican stereotype, an amoeba, a spilled bottle of ink, and a pair of swim fins into...well, if they were trying for a super-soldier, they must be REALLY sucky scientists.  Her(?) arms appear to have retracted into their sockets, too.  Also, not only does Katy have old man hands and serious jowls, HER SHOES HAVE BEEN TATTOOED ON.  Those shoelace implants must've hurt like a bear. And why is Soozie being propelled a couple of inches straight up into the air?  He legs are still in a sitting position.  Did she rip a sonic fart?

Also: what do they want us to color?  The blighters have already made everything grayscaled!  I thought coloring books were supposed to be, you know, fun.
I know we're all afraid, and this isn't even the first page! But we can do this....onward, brave warriors!
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