J' amd D' mogs, PHB: The pointless crossover

My fanfic. Any thoughts?

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Jerry: I thought this was supposed to be about me?
                   Tai: Me too, but things just seemed to go off somewhere.
                   Matt: Well since this is a free for all. I just thought I'd say that I'm confused.
                   Joe: Weren't you two dancing with Mimi.
                   Tai: Gettin' jiggy wit it?
                   Matt: Welcome to Miami.
                   Gabumon: Hello. I'm marrying Kari.
                   Tai: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtttttttttttttt.
                   Kari: I love Gabumon, Tai.
                   Tai: Kari! You digislut!
                   Kari: Waaaaaaaaa!
                   Heero: Mission accepted.
                   Izzy: Meet my new friend.
                   Sora: Wha?
                   Gourry:Duh
                   Mimi: I'm horny.
                   Quickstrike: Then lets get it on!
                   Tai: Kari you can't marry Gabumon! He's not even human.
                   Matt: I've kind of had my eye on Biyomon for a while.
                   Biyomon: I'm taken.
                   Matt:???
                   Mr.T: Quit oggl'n my woma' foo sucka.
                   Matt: But--
                   TK: Quit yo' jibba jabber
                   Matt:TK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                   Gourry: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
                   Genki: Damn, that T sure can throw helluva far!
                   Jeff Nimoy: Stop this nonsense right nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                   Genki: Damn, that T sure can throw helluva far!
                   Goku: Milk makes you helluva tough!
                   Sherlock Holmes: Elementary, my dear Goku.
                   Kari: Why can't you just respect how I feel.
                   Tai: Your coming with me!
                   Homer: D'oh
                   Greymon:
                   Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyymmmooooonn!
                   Ash: I am Ash Ketchum! Pokemon Master!
                   Kari: B--
                   Tai:NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.
                   Ryo: Flare up,
                   NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW! 
                   Tai: Come with me Kari!
                   Kari: Gabuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnn!
                   Gabumon: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
                   Etemon; Is this piece of junk to full for another useless cameo?
                   Gabumon: *sigh*
                   Etemon: One is the loneliest numberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr--
                   Gomamon: Don't worry Gabu.
                   Agumon: We'll help you marry Kari. Wanna come Etemon? 
                   Etemon: Yeah, sure.
                   Mr.T: We can take my van
                   Heero: Mission accepted.
                   Homer: Will there be doughnuts?
                   Announcer: And so our seven heroes set off. With a bunch of guest stars. That made no
                   sense. Will they be able to rescue Kari from her house where she lives? Will they defeat
                   Tai and Matt and the other Digidestineds? Is this going anywhere? Will I ever shut up? Not
                   until I get payed.

                   Clarification: The seven heroes are: Gabumon, Agumon, Gomamon, Etemon, Mr.T, Heero
                   Yuy, and Homer Simpson.
                   More Clarification: This made no sense whatsoever, but hey, this was supposed to be
                   about Jerry Springer in the first place.

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