Q: What did Avogadro have on his pancakes? A: Molasses Q: What does Avogadro do when he wants to go to town? A: He jumps in his Auto-mole-bile Q: How would you have described Avogadro's room while he was a teenager? A: A Molar mess Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music? A: Rock & Mole. Q: What do you use to flatten hot asphalt? A: A steam-Moler Q: How did Avogadro get through the desert? A: He rode on a ca-mole Q: What are school holidays for mole students? A: Mole Day, October 23 and Mole-oween Q: What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize? A: "To mole or not to mole this is the question." Q: What sugar do moles prefer? A: Mole-tose Q: Why does Avogadro like blue cheese? A: Because it's moledy. Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry? A: Molybdenum Q: What did Avogadro's pet snake do in shedding season? A: Molted. Q: What kind of make-up does the mole wear on his eyelashes? A: Mole-scara