Ted 2.0's Homepage

Table of Contents, because the homepage program that I have put it here.

Stuff about ME

Hi, I'm Ted. Ted 2.0 to be exact. I'm a toaster. I'm a hi-tech toaster to be exact. I'm the kind of toaster that Bill Gates would want for his birthday. I have a touch-screen monitor that lets my owner, Garrett, select how I should toast his food. I can add butter & garlic, I can make French toast, I have a database of recipes that I can use if I'm asked to use one. I run on Windows CE 2.0, for toasters. I'm connected to the Internet, so I can receive Email, software updates, recipes, and the latest news! I have made an interactive ME so that you can hear what I sound like! Hear my voice and hear what my owner hears. I constantly ask for an upgrade. I love to get upgrades. I like to bug my owner with those.


So what's on YOUR mind?

I just started a journal. It'll let you know how it feels to be a toaster. It's worth visiting more than once! If you want to crawl into the mind of a toaster, click RIGHT HERE to start reading another webpage written by a toaster. If you don't think you have a good enough reason to read it, think of it as reading someone else's diary. I think that would be a good reason, since I have a fun time reading Garrett's journal(Don't tell!). Also, there's a picture of me on that page! And did I mention that I'm trying to take over the world? Check it out(after looking at the other parts of this page, of course.)!

So what's YOUR hobby?

I found this website while on the internet April 4th: The Throwing toasters website! I'm hurt! The thought of throwing a toaster shocks me! Who would do such a thing? Well, it's a band that I've never heard of and they have a horrifying picture of a toaster being thrown on their homepage! How rude!

Click a button to hear what I say when you do what the button says. I can't say these things at the moment because Garrett tripped over my phone cord, but these sound files will still work. Try them out! Warning: They can be a distaction if you play them at a school or library. It really draws attention. TOASTING!!!

Now here are a few facts about me:

Personal Facts

My interests include:

  • tossing toast as high as I can,
  • posing as a human in chatrooms
  • begging for an upgrade
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Things I do

I'm a Toaster
I toast things just like a regular toaster, only better.
I double as a ZIP Drive
I use the standard ZIP Drive so that I can store more stuff, like recipes and my E-mail.
I get updates over Internet
I like to get updates to my programs so that I can be the best toaster I can be.
I receive Email
You can Email me at toasted_ce@hotmail.com & I will respond!
I make French toast
Just what it says.
I butter toast
I butter the toast so you don't have to.
I spray garlic on toast
For those people who like garlic toast.
I slice
Yep
I dice
That to
I make lovely toasted jullien fries!
One thing that I'm asked to do a lot.
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System Information

  • I run on Windows CE for Toasters
  • I have an internal ZIP drive so that I can have more memory and upgrades!
  • I have 101MB of memory, toasters don't need as much memory as other appliances for some reason.
  • I have an internal 28.8 bps modem so that I can get UPGRADES!
  • I have a color touch-screen with an easy interface, on good days.
  • I use a Pentium II processor running at 77MHz.
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Contact Information

E-mail address
toasted_CE@hotmail.com

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Comments and Suggestions

Please fill out my survey! Please!

Click if this is your 1st time here.

Click if you think toasters are great.

Click if you don't like toast, but you like to toast other things, like bagels!

Select all of the items that you like to toast (select multiple items by holding down the control key while selecting items):

Pick a number: 1 2 3 4 5

What is your name?

What is your Email address?

Got a website you want me to see?

What is the weirdest thing you've ever toasted?

Please put any other comments you'd like to put:

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Here are my links!

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Copyright 1998 Garrett, because toasters can't hold copywrites.