The world if I owned the ISP
ISP Rule of Thumb #1: Enforce Customer Education next
"ring ring"
Customer Picks Up Phone:"Hello sir, this is Gene ISP calling, we have been going though our records and have recently noticed that although we have lived up to our usual excellent customer service standards, you do not meet ours. Your constant calling to badger us about self inflicted problems combined with a complete inability to double click has forced us to mark you down as a "sub standard" customer and as such we are forced to terminate your service imeadiatly until such time as you achieve the following goals: a)Learn to double click, b)Increase your IQ, and c)Increase your vocabulary beyond word four lettered in nature. Once Again Sir this is Gene ISP and we hope you have enjoyed our service."