The "Ideal" Help Desk Week #2

The world if I owned the ISP

ISP Rule of Thumb #2: Encourage Your Customer to a have Social Life

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(Our Phones) "ring ring"
(agent) Current Time: 2:03 am: "Good Morning and thank you for calling Gene ISP this is slacker Laz E., how may I ignore you?"
(customer) : "Yeah, I'm the socially inept gamer, I just lost my internet conenction"
(agent) : "Damn, I hate it when that happens, what do you intend to do about it?"
(customer) : "What the Hell?! What do you mean ME! What do They Pay you For?"
(agent) : "Ignoring You Actually, anyway I'll help you because I'm bored, can you read?"
(customer) : "That depends...."
(agent) : "On WHAT!!!!"
(customer) : "No nothing, I just wanted to annoy you, do you want the error message?"
(agent) : "No. I'd rather not, but since your going to insist on reading the whole thing in it's stupified glory, you might as well continue."
(customer) : "Gene ISP error # 1238540382490328094; General Social Protection Fault. Get a LIFE. Please do not call for assistance, Our agents are currently tring to get some sleep."
(agent) : "How long have you been playing the game?"
(customer) : "Not long dude, I was just about to use my super duper mega las blaster on the last multiplayer level dome 10 and...."
(agent) : "Ok, I can explain then, You see as a customer service measure we have decided to help our customers maintain an active social life by kicking them off thier games before they become addicted. We will restore your service as soon as you present a doctors note proclaiming you capable of normal social interaction and broken of your present unhealthy addiction to the internet. Thank you, good bye"

End Of Call

On a side note, the agent was playing in the game that the customer was kicked out of and has for some reason reached top place rather quicker then the usual player. We at Gene ISP attribute this to pure talent and lack of social skills.