In a bizarre move to enhance morale and improve efficiency in Job Centres, the government has ordered all employees, irrespective of gender, to have their hair restyled the Mohican way. Employees who are bald or have insufficient hair will be provided with Mohican wigs. It is thought that the new look will lead to a more relaxed attitude in Job Centres amongst workers and clients. Also, now that employees no longer have to wear ties, this new measure will ensure that employees are easily distinguished from clients. The hairstyle will also have a practical advantage. If wax is applied to make the hair rigid, then it has been estimated that each employee could hold up to a hundred A6 size cards on his / her head for easy access. These cards could contain information about job vacancies or any other relevant material. Employees would therefore spend less time consulting filing cabinets and other offices and could provide a speedier service for clients.
This would also lead to less expenditure on security, as Mohican hairstyles often provoke fear amongst the gullible public who are intimidated by the thought that people with Mohican hairstyles often carry tomahawks and scalping knives.