For more pics of me, click my scanned head! For some actual pearls of
wisdom and/or insanty of mine, click on my witty saying of the day! And
if you just want the plain ol' lowdown on me, keep reading below! And,
yes, I'm an self-centered sod! Deal with it! =]
(Note: There are no pictures of me just yet. Be patient . . . )
STATISTICAL DATA
NAME: Roland William Lowery
ALIASES: Jim Doe, Jim North, Cyber Wanderer, Gremlin Shiningleaf, Blackheart, Ronald Frobnitz, El Supremo Number One Guy, Vax, Lord of the Doomed, Jehem, and a host of others that I won't bother typing out here.
RACE: Earth Human.
AGE: 19.
SEX: Male.
HAIR: Blondish-Brown with Red Highlights.
EYES: Green with Hazel Flecks.
HEIGHT: 6' 3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs. (I lost weight! Yay!)
OCCUPATION: Unemployed. *sniffle*
BIRTHPLACE: Hollandale, Mississippi.
BIOLOGICAL STATUS: Living/Organic/Beneficial Mutation
POLITICAL STATUS: Anarchist
UNUSUAL TRAITS/SKILLS/ABILITIES: Able to jump into the middle of any comic book story arc and understand all the basics of what's going on without trouble. Able to breathe over water. Able to make no sense whatsoever for any length of time.
GENERAL:
Roland was born in Mississippi. After the firt thirteen years of his
life, he and his family made great strides to correct that situation by
moving to Northern Arkansas (which is a little north of Southern
Arkansas). Once there, he was exposed to none other than Sonic the
Hedgehog. Almost at once he began to indulge in the blue blur fandom, but
what truly brought him into full drooling fanboy status was his discovery
of two things . . . 1) Archie's Sonic comic, which was still ultra cool
back in those days, and 2) the Sonic fandom on the internet! Ever since
then, he has taken great pains to gather everything he could on Sonic and
related subjects. Even after almost five years of being a the drooling
Sonic fanboy, he is still the rabid Sonic-ite that he's always been.
Now prepare to be de-fungused! . . . . . D'OH!