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Roland sez:

"I'm saying witty stuff! No, really!"


Yup, that crazy character is me! I actually stuck my head in a scanner and . . . well, scanned my head! I had to sit there five whole minutes or more while that blasted light shined right in my face, so you can't see my pretty green eyes. Oh, well. Hope you enjoy that pic, 'cause I slaved greatly over it! ;]

For more pics of me, click my scanned head! For some actual pearls of wisdom and/or insanty of mine, click on my witty saying of the day! And if you just want the plain ol' lowdown on me, keep reading below! And, yes, I'm an self-centered sod! Deal with it! =]
(Note: There are no pictures of me just yet. Be patient . . . )


STATISTICAL DATA

NAME: Roland William Lowery

ALIASES: Jim Doe, Jim North, Cyber Wanderer, Gremlin Shiningleaf, Blackheart, Ronald Frobnitz, El Supremo Number One Guy, Vax, Lord of the Doomed, Jehem, and a host of others that I won't bother typing out here.

RACE: Earth Human.
AGE: 19.
SEX: Male.
HAIR: Blondish-Brown with Red Highlights.
EYES: Green with Hazel Flecks.
HEIGHT: 6' 3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs. (I lost weight! Yay!)

OCCUPATION: Unemployed. *sniffle*
BIRTHPLACE: Hollandale, Mississippi.
BIOLOGICAL STATUS: Living/Organic/Beneficial Mutation
POLITICAL STATUS: Anarchist

UNUSUAL TRAITS/SKILLS/ABILITIES: Able to jump into the middle of any comic book story arc and understand all the basics of what's going on without trouble. Able to breathe over water. Able to make no sense whatsoever for any length of time.

GENERAL:
Roland was born in Mississippi. After the firt thirteen years of his life, he and his family made great strides to correct that situation by moving to Northern Arkansas (which is a little north of Southern Arkansas). Once there, he was exposed to none other than Sonic the Hedgehog. Almost at once he began to indulge in the blue blur fandom, but what truly brought him into full drooling fanboy status was his discovery of two things . . . 1) Archie's Sonic comic, which was still ultra cool back in those days, and 2) the Sonic fandom on the internet! Ever since then, he has taken great pains to gather everything he could on Sonic and related subjects. Even after almost five years of being a the drooling Sonic fanboy, he is still the rabid Sonic-ite that he's always been.
Now prepare to be de-fungused! . . . . . D'OH!


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