Since Dawnis was courteous enough to set up a page all about me, I thought I should repay him the favor. He didn't even sign my guestbook! Oh, yeah, he also stinks at blitz. I kept beating him over and over again with stupid openings like the Prybl Attack, Benko Gambit reversed (he just loves to play against the Benko/Blumenfeld), Nimzo-Larsen Attack, Reti-Benko Attack, Bird's Opening (that was Eric), Ernest-Schallop Attack, Ernest-Ware Opening, and a bunch of other unnamable openings, because they're HORRIBLE! He'd probably stare at the Paris Gambit and the Theoden's Opening!
Oh yeah, I don't know how the heck he lost to Justin Powell. Justin just adores the Schevenigen Sicillian, and I just had to destroy him. And how the heck did he lose to Robert in the Wilcox meet? He was playing horribly! He couldn't even beat me at blitz(which Robert usually does). And I bet he would also lose to Vadim Perelman (1773). I mean, Dawnis's rating is only, what, 1191? That's lower than mine! (1198). Oh yeah, the next time I play an official game against Dawnis, I'm going to play the Ernest-Ware Attack. Thanks to Eric Schiller, it has a name. Whopee!
Oh yeah, if you visit his page, he seems to confuse the Greco Gambit(Latvian) with the Pierce Gambit. Everyone knows that 1.e4 e5 2. Nc3 Nc6 3.f4 exf4 4.Nf3 (d4 is the Steinitz gambit, very dubious after Qh4+, but the Pierce Gambit sucks too) Bc5 5.Bc4 is the Pierce, not the Latvian!!!!
For the first game he published, well, that was my Freshman year. I wasn't really interested in chess until sophmore. Back then, I didn't know what a Queen's Gambit was, and I played 2.e5 to the Center Counter. Later, I decided to try the Morra for the first time, and I lost, because I wasn't allowed enough time to experiment with it(I stupidly played Bb5?? somewhere). The third game was when I just felt like trying out the Pierce Gambit, a very dubious opening with no merits to my knowledge. Though I was suprised that I managed to beat him with the Benko declined(Later transposed to Blumenfeld, then to Taiminov Benoni), in fact, I purposely played a stupid variation of the Benko just to throw him off. More stuff comming later.
I was going to stop, but Donny here had to go ahead and do something incredibly stupid! As of now, I am declaring war, both psychologically and on the chess board until one of us decides to call off this immature game. Unbeknowest to him, I have prepared some unusual lines for his Torre attack, the stupid Queen's Gambit, and his little pathetic Sicillian. This is war now. I also vow, unless I'm intoxicated or tired, never to lose to him again! If Paul Morphy can do that to Louis Paulsen (and Lilenthal to Capablanca), then I can do that to little Donny here. More slander comming later ;-).
Also, I am going to make killing Dawnis my hobby :-P. I will not be satisfied until I see him utterly trashed, and my sole thoughts will remain on that.
Hey, Dawnis, why don't you play my Barney game? (heh heh heh).
Click here to see Dawnis's favorite past time, Water Polo, and why he likes it so much.
Dawnis's most recent tournament
More stuff comming later. If you also think Dawnis sucks, e-mail me and I'll put it up ;-)
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