In the darkness of the night is the one of the most fearsome preditors know to man-kind. This preditor knows all about us, but we can only make up legends about him. When you walk down that alley at night, alone and carefree, he's walking behind you, waiting. You can look all you want for him, but he has been at this too long. You'll never catch him until a blurred form shoots out and sudenly he's on top of you. Good thing you'll never remember what he did next, or even this whole encounter. Don't worry, that'll heal in the morning.
What follows is my own personal opinions about the clans of V:tM based on my own experiences. Feel free to argue with me (Brujah!)
Hmmm, well I've been getting some complaints that I should make an unbiased describtion list for new people, so here it is!
Sects
Clans
- Assamite
- Brujah
- Followers of Set
- Gangrel
- Giovanni
- Lasombra
- Malkavians
- Nosferatu
- Ravnos
- Toreador
- Tremere
- Tzimisce
- Ventrue
Bloodlines
First off, the Sects
The Camarilla- A bunch of guys who like to belong to a group, kinda like a country club. Sad thing is they tell all their children that they are the only clans. (Famous words from a Cammy childe's mouth, "Clan Ravnos? Who's that?" We're the guys who just made an ass of you and your sire in front of everyone, that's who)The Sabbat- Well, everything must have an oppisite I guess. These guys are the ones who were rejected from that country club so now they're gonna get even by tearing the club down. Listen guys, you're out numbered, out thought and just plain out done. Give up and go live while the getting is good.
The Innconnu- The who? If these guys do exsist, they're not interested in the rest of the world anymore. I think it's just a poker club that get's together and plays in one of their basements, but what do I know?
Wel, now we'll get a little more specifc
The Camarilla-
Brujah- Well, the only good Brujah is a dead one! These little "punks" will yell and scream all night long about how unfair they're treated. They love to bring up how the Tremere dioblorized Salout and such, but hey, AT LEAST HE WAS A DIFERENT CLAN! (How is Troile anyway? Oh yeah, I forgot, he's dead!) I never met one I liked! (Well, maybe that masculine chick back in 1444)Gangrel- The Gangrel have grown smarter and left the Camarilla. Now it's one more thing they have in comon with us!
The Sabbat
Lasombra- Well, to be honest, this clan SUCKS!(No pun intended) They sit around all day plotting how to be just like the Ventrue. Good goal guys!
Tzimisce- "Gee, Lasombra, what do you want to do tonight?"
Lasombra- "Same thing we do every night. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
PATHETIC!
Non-Sects
Assamites- So the curse is gone. Now they're gonna remind everyone why it was such a good idea!Followers of Set- Well, I had heard pleanty of rumors about these guys so I was careful when I met my first. Turned out to be a great time! See I taked him into teaching me that cool younge trick. Well he tried to teach it to me but I was such a poor student (intentionally) that he just wound up crying! TRUE STORY! It was great! Just laugh and leave when you meet these guys!
Bloodlines
Daughters of Cacophony- Who?
Samedi- What?
Salubri- Where?
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