No, I don't have a rope!

As your head bobs above the water, your eyes widen in horror.
Before you about fifty feet ahead is the edge of the Balooga
Falls! It looks menacingly monstrous and you can't for the life 
of you figure out what the hell you're doing in here. It seems to speed towards you...

You smile happily.
>
Drifting fast, everything's a blur (panic)
an Anaconda
Wet Willy the Master (righteous)
>
Lithos shouts: row row row your boat? wheres my boat!

You shout: um

 === HP: 0 === : >>> SP: -36 <<< : === NP: 0 ===

You shout: i ate it
> t === HP: 0 === : >>> SP: -37 <<< : === NP: 0 ===

You shout: *splat*
> === HP: 0 === : >>> SP: -37 <<< : === NP: 0 ===

[Auction] Auctioneer: Got 20000 from Masoj.  Do I hear 21000?
 
You have seen a scene no one else alive today has seen: what it 
looks like to look almost straight down the Balooga Falls. 
Unfortunately, your infamy will be short-lived, as you plummet 
down the falls!
 
You scream in sheer horror as the water hurtles you a mile down 
towards the rocks below. It is a long way down, and when you do 
hit, your blood is quickly washed away by the river.
 
You have died.
 
 You hear a horrifying scream as Drantor plunges to a
 gruesome death at Balooga Falls.
 
 You hear a horrifying scream as Willy plunges to a
 gruesome death at Balooga Falls.
Willy gasps for breath, then slumps into death.
 
Willy screams as some mist tears his heart out! (c) Castle Arg
                            AAR
                              RRR
                                RGG
                                  HH
                                    .
                                     .
                                      .
 
You see a dark shape gathering some mist... or maybe you're just 
imagining that.
 
 You hear a horrifying scream as Lithos plunges to a
 gruesome death at Balooga Falls.
Lithos gasps for breath, then slumps into death.
 
You see a flock of buzzards fly over and descend upon the 
tattered corpse of Lithos, courtesy of some mist.  The buzzards 
feed like piranhas and leave a shattered skeleton in their 
wake...
 
Lithos shouts: Life's too short, I thought I'd speed it along.
 
You see a dark shape gathering some mist... or maybe you're just 
imagining that.
 
Sinder shouts: fear we have another winner.

>>> HP: -245 <<< : <<< SP: +129 >>> : === NP: 0 ===

At the bottom of the Balooga Falls
50 gold coins
5357 gold coins
The shattered skeleton of Doran impaled on a big rock
> 
HP:[195/437|44%|+3] SP:[492(92)/492] NP:[640/640] E:[unknown]
WORTH:[125%] PROT:[OFF] CIRCLE:[31%]

coins: Taken.
>
coins: Taken.
>
Pascal shouts: ha ha ha

You shout: hi :)
> <<< HP: +3 >>> : >>> SP: -37 <<< : === NP: 0 ===

HP:[204/437|46%|+3] SP:[455(92)/492] NP:[640/640] E:[unknown]
WORTH:[125%] PROT:[OFF] CIRCLE:[31%]
>
Quizzie shouts: Stop Dying!
[Auction] Auctioneer: 20000 going once!
From afar, Trout laughs at you!
 
Pascal shouts: woo
[Auction] Auctioneer: 20000 going twice!
 
Cheba shouts: that was pretty funny :)

HP:[223/437|51%|+3] SP:[474(92)/492] NP:[640/640] E:[unknown]
WORTH:[125%] PROT:[OFF] CIRCLE:[31%]

You shout: *flex*
> <<< HP: +3 >>> : >>> SP: -37 <<< : === NP: 0 ===
[Auction] Auctioneer: Sold to Masoj for 20000 coins!
 
Pascal shouts: i think i wet myself.
 
Sinder shouts: i think it's smoke break time even for the non smokers
 
Macbeth shouts: Notice How Drantor Didn't Die?  (stupid)

You shout: :)