[PARTY] Gimp: targeting me is gey > HP: 773/571 SP: 211/506 Stam: 633/781 Eg: 3/93% G2N: 357947 ED EC> Thunder arrives. Thunder leaves west. [PARTY] Gimp: defend every round nate > A corpse crawls in. [PARTY] Drantor: targeting you is stupid You shriek in agony as Joker shatters your very soul! Your shield shimmers dull red. Aegis attacks Olower. You turn the burners on high and flame Joker! You ram your burning orange left element down Joker's pants and snicker as he chokes up steaming innards! You shape your right element slightly and brand the phrase 'wide load' into Joker's back! YEOW!!!!!!!! After toasting Joker, it's time for the Pop-UP! You launch a hot Pop-Tart(tm) at Joker, which explodes on impact and burns him with acid-jelly filling. HP: 745/571 SP: 212/506 Stam: 645/781 Eg: 3/93% G2N: 357939 Mon(Jok):be ED EC
You cannot use intrinsics while in animal form! Aegis clenches back a fist and hurls a powerstrike of energy. Your shield pulses an intense pale yellow! The power of the magic violently destroys the olower! Aegis swings the shortsword like lightning at the Olower! You shriek in agony as Joker shatters your very soul! Your shield shimmers dull red. Joker recites ancient verses of his deity. The words pierce your soul! Joker's acolyte ZZZZAAAAPPPPZZZZ hurls a magical stone at you! Faerl enters the fray and defends Olower. > You turn the burners on high and flame Joker! You ram your burning orange left element down Joker's pants and snicker as he chokes up steaming innards! You shape your right element slightly and brand the phrase 'wide load' into Joker's back! YEOW!!!!!!!! After toasting Joker, it's time for the Pop-UP! You fling a croissant bomb at Joker, and cackle as it explodes in his face. HP: 589/571 SP: 212/506 Stam: 633/781 Eg: 3/94% G2N: 357931 Mon(Jok):be ED EC
You cannot use intrinsics while in animal form! Aegi touches the ground and a magical whitestrike appears. The sparks from the spell are grounded before reaching Faerl. Aegis's shortsword bites like wildfire into the Faerl! You shriek in agony as Joker shatters your very soul! Joker recites ancient verses of his deity. Faerl screams in agony! Joker's acolyte ZZZZAAAAPPPPZZZZ hurls a magical stone at Faerl! Faerl hit Joker. Olower's hummingbird, Folower pulverized Joker with a powerful attack. Olower's hummingbird, F olower struck Joker a mighty blow. You incite A FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE orgasm within Aegis's body! > Drantor attacks Joker. Drantor throws a pinch of mandrake root into the air. The root catches flame then sparkles to the ground. Duplocat the gold wolf rushes into the battle to help Drantor. You turn the burners on high and flame Joker! You ram your burning orange left element down Joker's pants and snicker as he chokes up steaming innards! You cauterize away one of Joker's vital organs and toast it to a yummy golden brown! After toasting Joker, it's time for the Pop-UP! You launch a cruise-muffin labelled 'Patriot' at Joker...A direct hit!!! HP: 569/571 SP: 212/506 Stam: 635/781 Eg: 3/94% G2N: 357923 Mon(Jok):br ED EC
You cannot use intrinsics while in animal form! Aegis touches the ground and a magical whitestrike appears. The sparks from the spell are grounded before reaching Faerl. Aegis's shortsword bites like wildfire into the Faerl! Joker grants the power of life to himself. You shriek in agony as Joker shatters your very soul! Your shield shimmers dull red. Joker recites ancient verses of his deity. Faerl screams in agony! Joker's acolyte ZZZZAAAAPPPPZZZZ hurls a magical stone at Faerl! Faerl hit Joker. Duplocat savagely bites Drantor's enemy!0 Drantor blinks into a slight sleep. Drantor blinks into consciousness. Drantor hit Joker. The Blood Stone heals you slightly. The Blood Stone heals you fully! Olower's hummingbird, Folower hit Joker. Olower's hummingbird, Folower missed Joker. You incite A FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE orgasm within Joker's body! > Faerl's Battle Armor is engulfed with a swirling mass of intense power leaving behind a protective shell of energy encircling his armor. You turn the burners on high and flame Joker! You close your door upon Joker's head and set his head on fire! You cauterize away one of Joker's vital organs and toast it to a yummy golden brown! After toasting Joker, it's time for the Pop-UP! You rattle off a volley of toaster stroudles at Joker, and enjoy the 'Butta butta butta' as they smash into him with violent thuds. HP: 571/571 SP: 506/506 Stam: 637/781 Eg: 3/94% G2N: 357912 Mon(Jok):br ED EC
You cannot use intrinsics while in animal form! Aegis blinks into a slight sleep. Aegis crackles with a ruthless stroke of dark energy. Aegis crackles with a ruthless stroke of dark energy. Aegis crackles with a baneful stroke of dark energy. Aegis crackles with a forceful stroke of dark energy. Aegis blinks into consciousness. Aegis touches the ground and a magical whitestrike appears. The sparks from the spell are grounded before reaching Faerl. Aegis's shortsword bites like lightning into the Faerl! Joker grants the power of life to himself. Joker's acolyte ZZZZAAAAPPPPZZZZ hurls a magical stone at Faerl! Faerl hit Joker. Duplocat savagely bites Drantor's enemy! Drantor touches the ground and a magical whitestrike appears. the vooch is ripped apart in a shower of blue sparks!! Drantor blinks into a slight sleep. Drantor devastates Joker with unholy anger. Drantor begins to follow Joker. Drantor rakes dark claw-like nails across the face of Joker! Drantor blinks into consciousness. Drantor hit Joker. The Blood Stone heals you slightly. Olower's hummingbird, Folower hit Joker hard. Olower's hummingbird, Folower struck but did no damage to Joker. Olower's hummingbird, Folower hit Joker very hard. You incite A FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE orgasm within Joker's body! > Slick arrives. Slick leaves west. Aegis chants softly. > You turn the burners on high and flame Joker! You shape your left element slightly and brand the phrase 'wide load' into Joker's back! YEOW!!!!!!!! You close your door upon Joker's head and set his head on fire! After toasting Joker, it's time for the Pop-UP! You launch a cruise-muffin labelled 'Patriot' at Joker...A direct hit!!! HP: 571/571 SP: 506/506 Stam: 639/781 Eg: 3/95% G2N: 357892 Mon(Jok):bl ED EC
You cannot use intrinsics while in animal form! Aegis touches the ground and a magical whitestrike appears. The sparks from the spell are grounded before reaching Faerl. Aegis's shortsword bites like wildfire into the Faerl! Joker grants the power of life to himself. Joker's acolyte ZZZZAAAAPPPPZZZZ hurls a magical stone at Faerl! Faerl hit Joker. Duplocat savagely bites Drantor's enemy! Drantor touches the ground and a magical whitestrike appears. the joker is ripped apart in a shower of blue sparks!! Drantor blinks into a slight sleep. Drantor blinks into cons0 ciousness. Drantor hit Joker. Olower's hummingbird, Folower smashed Joker with a bone crushing sound. Olower's hummingbird, Folower smashed Joker with a bone crushing sound. Drantor affects Joker with a dark, necromantic touch. A field of black mist appears and engulfs Joker! You incite A FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE orgasm within Joker's body! > You turn the burners on high and flame Joker! You cauterize away one of Joker's vital organs and toast it to a yummy golden brown! You cauterize away one of Joker's vital organs and toast it to a yummy golden brown! After toasting Joker, it's time for the Pop-UP! You rattle off a volley of toaster stroudles at Joker, and enjoy the 'Butta butta butta' as they smash into him with violent thuds. HP: 571/571 SP: 506/506 Stam: 644/781 Eg: 3/95% G2N: 357880 Mon(Jok):De ED EC
You cannot use intrinsics while in animal form! Aegis touches the ground and a magical whitestrike appears. The sparks from the spell are grounded before reaching Faerl. Aegis's shortsword bites like lightning into the Faerl! Joker grants the power of life to himself. Joker's acolyte ZZZZAAAAPPPPZZZZ hurls a magical stone at Faerl! Faerl hit Joker. Duplocat savagely bites Drantor's enemy! Drantor touches the ground and a magical whitestrike appears. the joker is ripped apart in a shower of blue spark s!! Drantor blinks into a slight sleep. Drantor devastates Joker with unholy anger. Drantor blinks into consciousness. Olower's hummingbird, Folower pulverized Joker with a powerful attack. Joker gasps for breath, then slumps into death. Olower's hummingbird, Folower dealt the killing blow to Joker. Joker's bark-like skin returns to normal. The blades around Joker stop swirling and disappear. The yellow aura surrounding Joker fades away. The red aura surrounding Joker fades away. You see the Grim Reaper drift over to the corpse of Joker. The dark wraith expresses gratitude to Faerl for providing it with the priest's soul. Joker shouts: Life's too short, I thought I'd speed it along. You see a dark shape gathering some mist... or maybe you're just imagining that. Olower's hummingbird, Folower struck Joker a mighty blow.